Tokyo-Saint

For birthdays, don't you have to say who the poster is, then put a pic up of them for us all to rip? This is in the forum rules.

I'm interested bear but is he Italian? My chairman says I have to stick to pasta munchers no matter what.

You just spotted the Mark Wright pic bear?

Oh shit, forgot about you Phil. erm.. here you go.

Thanks. I think that is all we need now as bear is not famous for his stamina. Back to the tits and stuff

Hi Hatch Don't get me wrong. I am loving those pics, even if anyone with the initials are KP is a complete ****. However, please remember that unlike the racists, homophobes and badger baiters in the lounge and the mainlyboard, the muppet show is Friendly. Therefore we have to make allowances for people like bear and ensure that we also include David Haye's and H from steps bum when posting fit tits. Here you go bear, a picture of an old guy for you.

Early days yet, so let's look back at some previous classics. And one for bear...

To be fair, I does sound like a possible career ending injury.

I'll take it!

I think he might be able to eat the cock and balls and stuff tomorrow night thou.

The term is flushed Turks. Welcome everyone. I take 100% credit for wade Elliot's success and should probably be a hero in Burnley. Wade was about to quit football and go to 'camp America' instead. I drunkenly spoke with him in ikon and diva and told him he had too Mich talent to be a camp American. After a while he saw sense, bought me and drink and we both agreed I was the greatest. The rest is history.

****s sake saints web, my posts been deleted again! Anyway, the gist of it was that it is time for bear to tell the true story. Obviously bear is angie, the go to Dubai to get bummed thing, well why do you think so many golf pros shack up with golfing phil. The whole thing was set up by bletch and best is having flashbacks heavily stumbling through that obvious, poorly disguised story.

Oh hang on bear, will it upset Southamptonjoe? If so, you and the usual suspects should take care with your story even if you were raped by Garry Lucy.

Are you so upset your avi has changed? No with gf story bear - fire away

You and the other usual suspects have to be more careful bear. I agree, you are disgraceful!

You found your Twitter login?

Good to hear from you Phil. Bear hasn't given to charity since a woman came around asking for a donation for the local sperm bank. He gave her a right mouthful!

At the risk of sounding racist in the eyes of the pc bedwetters, no many Indians who have never lived in Southampton, support Southampton. What's the story?

So you have no knowledge of Southampton at all? Can't believe bletch doubts you, everything seems fullproof

-1 rep points for getting back on topic money. This thread wasn't flushed to the Muppet show for do gooders like you to get us back on topic. Sarb, you ever been to or lived near Hythe?

Always with the small picky points MLG.

Were you thinking of John Turks?

Tim's pen

You'll love it, it's far better than the spice girls.

I know a granddad who is very attracted to men in their 80's. Can you let me know if: 1) You have your own teeth 2) Are attracted to men with white hair 3) You don't mind cheapskates who have dodgy mouse things but don'g get them replaced. If you answered yes to 1 or more of the above, you may be eligible to enter a prize draw for a date in Longstanton Spice museum. Just let me know.