Tokyo-Saint

Hands up who knew that was coming?

In what way? Odds: 3/1 Alice band 4/1 pony tail 5/1 Crop top instead of hoody 16/3 bow 11/2 Sarong 33/1 Full dress and blusher Please place your bets now. Charlie to release up to date photo at 18:00

Yeah, he doesn't look happy does he? He looks like a wronged Russian cage fighter who has just been told he looks like he has put fake tan on but forgot to do his neck (common under 25 year old girl problem - not saying angry diggers is under 25 year old girl). Cheer up diggers, it's your birthday.

Lols - Is that dig dog? happy birthday diggers.

You're missing out crossword. GAME 4 Ok, in this one Japanese girls have to put either their boobs* or bum though this kind of glory hole thing. The teams then have to guess if it is boobs or bum - 1 point for each correct answer - usual rules apply. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPJTieaVc84&feature=c4-overview&list=UUpQor3aakamxhCgOaScIhlg *no nips mods - apart from the nips Edit - forgot to mention, they are also allowed to suck on them a bit while team mates help. Kind of like Japanese crystal maze, glory hole section.

This is definitely the most I have ever been quoted. The whole page is full of arse cracks of varying standards.

GAME 3 In this game the girl is at the top of a slope having a shower. The guys have to run up a wet bridge and throw a ball to reveal her in the shower - usual rules apply. [video=youtube;Ri-IKy_5UpI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri-IKy_5UpI (my tip - skip to 7mins)

Mods, as Bletch has me on ignore I have decided to punish him/coax him out of ignoring by posting some of his favourite stuff on this thread. Please change the thread to 'Come back bletch' and maybe put 'not safe for costa coffee after'. I would ask justice Mike as usual but I think you may have killed him. Video 2 This is Japan's answer to Saturday night take away with PJ and Duncan. In this game the teams have to run round a spinny thing to undo a girls dress - usual rules apply. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVD9wMv5FG8

Any ideas any anyone? I don't think he's mentioned it at all. Also as you clicked on this for stupid Bletch, here's a reward from Japan* [video=youtube;yz-051KPJZE] *previously promised bear a whole thread on this competition as it happened but forgot.

Always happy to help with scientific experiments, that's how bear was made! Same formula as usual...

Nice to see the old divide and conquer technique is still working in 2013.

All I heard/saw was this

I've just ignored you and in Sue Whistle/Bletch style, I am now informing you that you are ignored. Don't respond as I won't see it (unless someone finds a loophole like quoting you - then I'm fucked).

Thanks GS, I will quote you as well just in case anyone is ignoring you.

FFS Bletch, not only do your posts last for ever, take 6 reads to get the gist and have no real point, you have started to not just quote yourself but multi-quote yourself. If this continues at its current rate soon whole pages will be filled with pompous dribble and needless isograms like subdermatoglyphic. The whole thread will have your finger prints all over it.

Did you recommend that jacket to him?

The last one got a little out of control after the post dinner sambucas.

FFS doesn't ignore work both ways? I am still seeing endless dull droning threads. I know it is not Phil as when I skim read there are no mentions of the key golfing phil words 'bunker' 'bum' 'beer' 'sue' 'up the' 'do' 'hole in one' 'want to'.

Good point bletch as always.

Nah, your ok. I think I'll leave it.

How do you know sambosa75 isn't a 'regular visitor' bletch? I know that my top 2 fans bear and Norway saint have visited my profile 500 times over the last 48 hours.

I Check Baz every week just to see if he has been banned yet.

It's a stitch up!

Read the title you northern dickhead. NAME AND SHAME TURKS NAME AND SHAME

You serving peanuts on the flight MLG?