Tokyo-Saint

FFS what's going on with this double thing on my bloody iPhone?

Hi bear, I'm already spamming up this thread, got it covered. Maybe you should move on to the buy/sell or motoring, haven't been in there for ages.

The reunion bear, the reunion!

Just ordered an HTC one on bletch's advice, well think that's what he said anyway - skim reading and all that.

Double post - erm mobility scooters yeah... Erm... Anyone have one?

In completely unrelated subjects, anyone remember we were talking about that 'text this number if you are an illegal immigrant' poster thing? I texted in from RPs phone and they sent him a couple of texts asking if he wanted to go home and stuff. It seems this has happened to loads of people. Check this out http://politicalscrapbook.net/2013/10/british-citizens-sent-threatening-get-out-texts-by-home-office/ I didn't do all of these. Some of you must have got involved?

RP saint once took an interesting photo of someone hitching a ride to the back of his gran's (I guess) mobility scooter. It was like Micheal J fox in back to the future. I put it on @****london and they posted it. I think it might be on their site still. I'm not keen on mobility scooters on the road. This semi old ****** near me takes his dog for a walk with it. They go down the road together with a queue of traffic behind them going at 4.5mph. I hope he does of unrelated caused soon but not the dog as he seem ok, just generally confused about running down the main road after a cowboy looking mofo in a mobility scooter.

Oh Mavis

I think this recruitment drive may have gone badly wrong spudders.

Remind us why you left not606 Martin, was it due to your overwhelming popularity?

Premature ejaculation Pap. Barry is such a hipster he probably came before it was cool.

We need more classics like this http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?46619-Danny-Fox-is-a-witch-Confirmed#.UnD0W_lSipA

Who do you see in a premier Inn Martin?

Wonderful place. Their fisherman's choir are 2nd to none. Now on to the boning. When you say average amount is that number of different women? number of times per week? Does it include anal for birthdays etc?

Interesting stuff Martin. Where would you recommend in Cornwall?

+1 rep points bletch for laughing in the face of the mods and their ridiculous rule. There was disco Baz saying your were called Martin and wore a fleece and here you are posting porn links. Up yours mods* *Except justice mike

#ourjourney

FFS, stop boning thatcher bletch, think about the children you two would make and don't think I didn't spot that narcissism of your looking at your own brain. For the purists. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdBh1mGCklY - - - Updated - - - For the not so purists - - - Updated - - - What just happened there? What's a ---- update----- and when did it start merging posts? Also does it just happen for nice breasts? - - - Updated - - - It's happened again!

You haven't actually said Everton are interested in him, just that he is from up there (well over an hour away as I said) and DF would like a move away. No doubt he would love a move to Everton but then again so would I. Does your mate say Everton are actually interested?

He is from Winsford, I have family in Middlewhich. His dad goes to Saints matches from there as does my brother. They know each other fairly well. I will ask him if he knows anything.

You scored 36 out of a possible 60 Close but no cigar – YOU'RE A BIT OF A HIPSTER!

That's right up my street paps

This is not a previous campaign and can confirm I am still wearing rainbow laces. Bear is still investigating famous gay hangouts and telling people that they are free to post on message boards this one or others without the fear of discrimination. We have just expanded the campaign to include Jewish people who may feel excluded and are looking into the idea of including people with one eye colour different from the other and people who walk with a swagger as well. I don't know if you have noticed but very few people have openly come out on the board admitting to this. Although we all suspect certain posters of it of course (hi Turks).

Fakes are not always a bad thing bletch. I once got in with a girl who looked like the fit one from the all saints who later turned out to be a hunchback. This girl obviously tried to copy the all saints girl, same hair, combat hip things with bit of hip and arse and g string etc. I was happy though cause I was never going to get to feel up the all saints bird and with a couple of sambucas and a squint of the eyes, I could pretend it was her. Same here, miss Hannah is too busy teaching people to actually get into a tiger suit and show her baps, so this lovely lady is stepping in to fill the gap.