Tokyo-Saint

What you on about sue? She would definitely be in the top two of who I would flirt with in that office. I'd be spiking her drink at the Xmas party and everything.

I'm absolutely certain baby Cambridge will be an animal lover bear and will love all of gods creatures, even the dirty ones that live in woods and no one likes. Therefore hopefully will be understanding of my situation and realise that tuna was just dropped there by accident and dogs were helping me clean up.

Which one are you bear?

If anyone, even your own family suggests worshipping another God #BabyCambridge, kill them. (Deuteronomy 13:6-10) If you find out a city worships a different god #BabyCambridge, destroy the city and kill all of it's inhabitants... even the animals. (Deuteronomy 13:12-15) Kill anyone with a different religion than #BabyCambridge. (Deuteronomy 17:2-7)

If a man sleeps with his wife and her mother they are all to be burnt to death. (Leviticus 20:14) If a man or woman has sex with an animal, both human and animal must be killed. (Leviticus 20:15-16) If a man has sex with a woman on her period, they are both to be "cut off from their people" (Leviticus 20:18) I am starting to like Leviticus. He is like the policeman of the bible. I think he will be baby Cambridge's enforcer after the apocalypse.

Yep, never bear. You have to pick who you rape V carefully and make sure she is not only a) fit but b) not mental.

Ezekiel 20:29 (New International Version) Then I said to them: What is this high place you go to? It is called Bamah to this day.

More wise words from out lord. Proverbs 21:19 "It is better to live alone in the desert than at home with a crabby, complaining wife." Genesis 25:30 (Holman Christian Standard Bible) He said to Jacob, "Let me eat some of that red stuff, because I'm exhausted."

"Repent and be baptised, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit. The promise is for you and your children and for all who are far off–for all whom the Lord our God will call". (Acts 2:38-39, NIV) Wise words I am sure you will all agree.

How many sense in the dollar these days?

Stuff like this http://wellnessmama.com/2193/ I am no expert but trust my friends opinion as he is. I also saw on watchdog last week that the pro active advert had been banned http://www.just-food.com/news/asa-bans-unilever-flora-ad-over-health-claims_id124799.aspx Also says that any proof they do have showing that their products can lower cholesterol are from studies they themselves commissioned and paid for. This is along the same lines as the stuff shown in this series http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01jxzv8 I am not into these big food industry companies pairing up with charities if their claims are overstated and without basis or with MacDonald's/Cadbury giving schools a javelin for every 100 big macs/chocolate bars the kids eat or whatever. False charity and worse than any old codger asking for a couple of quid to run a marathon or shave half his beard.

Only joking bletch, good to know. As the phone is going through work I am not to fussed that the nexus is good value, I just want a top end phone that won't be out of date in a couple of months. As hypo suggested, it is probably best that I go into a shop and have a feel of the phones as they are all very similar in spec.

Mate is a bit of an expert in health & fitness, has his work published in journals etc and he really goes nuts about flora and British Heart Foundation. He is addiment that flora is one of the worst food products on the market (even dogs won't eat it etc) and have 0 proof that their products low cholesterol (as per their recent advert which was banned). He says that the BHF happily take their money as a partner to keep their very well paid executives in a job. People often argue that charities need to pay very well to attract the top people but when these people then lose sight of the cause or endorse the wrong products, something has gone wrong with the key goal of the charity. What next, a massive deal with McDonald's because they sell salads and are happy to pay a lot to be linked to a good cause?

Thanks for the info Hypo. Just the right level of information and detail there.

You ready bear? Today's the big one!

Cheers. Is the nexus generally just a great value mid end phone? If so, I'll go for the HTC1. Vodafone doing it with skysports mobile at the moment. Seems decent.

So... Contract up, set to leave apple for the first time. Phone paid for by work so money not really an issue, what phone should I get? Looks like the HTC1 is the best phone around but the nexus 5 is just around the corner. Would you wait for this, get the HTC1 now or even forget all that and get the iPhone as the 'safe bet' as my business partner did?

Like bear's mum, I don't think she has ever had it.

My Mrs was bit curious to what I was looking at but I just said lighthouse had found two in his mums house and was really happy about it so I wanted to check out what the fuss was about. disaster averted.

FFS bear you have angel delight sexplay PM.

I want to post directly on lighthouse's facebook account. I hate being told what to do + have some ideas of what is better than angel delight. For example google 'angel-delight-loveclone-masturbator' at femplay . com I know mods don't like sexy stuff so no link. Here is the blurb and features: Super soft Loveclone II pussy in a mini-angel! 17.5cm long Phthalate free Noduled tunnel for an orgasmic experience 2 of these would be good admittedly but not at your parents house would be better.

I know.... like I said, moral dilemma right!

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