Tokyo-Saint

49 - 33 now. ooooooossssh Welcome everyone! This is what you have been missing while worrying about have Pompey gone bust. Edit - Feel free to post away. This is the new non porn, porn thread - Summer 2013 edition.

Percy, you are spunking all of your 3 posts on me in the space of an hour. Wait until the official announcement and save one post to congratulate the muppet show. Come into our bosom! Once this has been announced, I think the mods will give me some kind of honorary ITK avi.

Sure, shall I do your laundry for you this week as well? How about a massage or maybe a hand job?

Now it is 50 verses 37. This is getting embarrassing Rallyboy. Time to switch sides like golfing Phil did.

Not my words, the words of the people. Viewing figures don't lie. We are now the 2nd largest forum. Mods, I want to up our budget, maybe expand the ground a little, playpen for bear etc. Time to close down the deadwood. Keep the arts like a kind of BBC2 or something, merge the Motor and technology forums into one big geek fest and close down the lounge. The war has been won!

Wonder where you got that info from?

You're not listening Charlie, it's a done deal http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?45642-Wanyama-signs&p=1732287#post1732287 We have sources too you know!

What's this B list thread? I just broke this story on the muppet show. You main boarders need to keep up.

Well beat this bear.... Wanyama deal done - Announcement tomorrow. You heard it here first on the muppet show.

Bob, you are going to make it off my ITK pm list soon and just be NITK like MLG and Turkish.

All red! This is not our history, ask MLG for the stats if you don't believe me.

We could be on for a MS exclusive here. Photoshoot booked for tonight and tomorrow night. Sounds like a signing. I know, I know. Me and GS crack another case.

I don't know bear but he sounds hungry! Let's sign him up.

Is that the left back we signed who was sh!t but had a massive ego so went to Wolves then made a load of B list movies or am I getting confused?

Well done Saint Clark, You saved the thread, + 1 reputations.

What are your top 5 most embarrassing stickies?

Predictable answer

I thought so too. I was expecting it to be a golfing Phil story about his summer job before he started working on the camels/lamas.

Bear is sammy Phil, that's how he gets into games. He's not going to pay those prices for a ticket.

Hi ITKers I Know TMS like the odd snippet of info. I have been told that there is a bit of a lock down at the moment. This usually happens before a player signs. Then again it also happens for other stuff such as sponsorship announcements, training plans etc Not much info and as always we are left putting 2 and 2 together and coming up with something a mile off I.e. the youth player Photoshoot. Anyway, something interesting is happening, just have to find out what. IMO its VW. Don't worry. Bear, this info is free.

Tramp = yeah he did. He now has loads of tattoos, looks like an extra from sons of anarchy or whatever it's called now. Before had a hookers tat on his back. Sugary cereal = yeah, budha works in mysterious ways apparently.

I'd swap it for Bristol City's.

At least he is wearing a half decent kit.

True story. I once boned a bird who had almost exactly the same tattoo as my mate on her lower back (like a girl version of it). I didn't know about her tat until we got to doggy style. Let me tell you it was most off putting. Really threw me off my stride for a bit. Difficult one to explain to her too without sounding gay, even though not wanting to feel like you are bumming your mate is what the actual problem is.

No bear you ain't understand, it never goes out, as in never. When I was in Japan I climbed this mountain (I know, it was an accident - not planned)and near the top was this hut that some monk made a millions years ago or something, probably to escape from the dinosaurs. Anyway, he was Buddha or Shinto or something and he made this fire that never goes out. They light the peace torch in Hiroshima from it. Thing is, when I was there it was pretty much out. It was like once you put a fire out and a few bits are still smoking but soon it would be out. I asked about that and told the monk that was there that is was pretty much out already. He seemed to think I was implying that he didn't do a good job guarding it and the situation got a bit tension. He looked like the female monk from monkey who was meant to be a man. I didn't push it as I though pigsy and the rest might turn up at any moment. Like all good monks he was trying to sell me prayers and lucky charms. It was a strange experience.