Tokyo-Saint

Thanks Glesga. He has one friend - Norway saint. He is another unsuccessful nemesis applicant. Maybe those two want to team up and try and remove egg from his nemesis strong hold? Or maybe they are the same person, one of them loving crips, the other hating them.

No not crab lungs, gay crabs. He is some new user who used to be someone else before but now has a new account and posts in the old style but with a different user name and generally just mugs everyone off. It's all very straight forward bear.

Thanks bear. As gay crabs said, I do try very hard.

I you don't have a badge, how do we know you haven't reviewed? You haven't thought this through Glasgow.

That is an important job bear. Keeps him busy and stops those terrible Kelvin Davis counting jokes.

Yeah, that's better. More Kevin Phillips, Karagounis, schwarzer stuff really.

There is nothing wrong with being 30+ bear.

Probably for the best CM, Turks will want to wrestle again after 2 peronis.

The 3 I mentioned?

Cheers Bob, like some of those. Have done a few of them before, RP saint did 7, 12 and 13 recently. I like 19 as he will hate it, and maybe something to do with the Dutch Police as they have always seemed alright. 22 is happening anyway, 20 Euros in La Vie en Proost, at those prices I am going to get a harem of hookers to attack him.

Thanks glesga but I think we are heading into Turkish territory there. It's a fine line. I would prefer stuff he has to do alone, looking strange. The canal jump is just cause it is going to be sunny and about 25 degrees there this weekend and we have hired a boat, plus he already has a lot of tattoos so one more of those won't hurt. Turks, what did you do on yours? Just you sour mash, Charming and Jackanory having a quiet pint (cider for sour mash), talking about great crav manga sessions, fantastic headlocks of the past and clothes you wish you had money to buy? Come on baldy, stop being so negative and give us an idea?

I like that ^ Went to one in aiya nappa last sept, had a rule that whenever they played LMFAO the stag had to get up on a table and dance like one of the teeny ****s there. Weren't bothered about the free sickly shots or whatever, so swapped that with the whore outside, so every place we went into played it.

Don't worry Turks, that's exactly what we have planned. The stag is far more into fashion than even you and there are some members of B list bands attending. The cheesy stag do is exactly what he will hate and it is exactly what he is going to get. I draw the line at t-shirts for me though, it's not my ****ing stag do. We won't sink as far as wrestling at Doncaster station though, that's for ****ed salesmen. You might like it actually. As he owns a fashion company, we have a nice baggy suit for him to travel in, a Burberry tie and some Sean John cuff links. He wouldn't care about a mankini or whatever as it is obviously a costume. Dressing like a phones 4 U salesman will hurt his soul though. Even got some crocs for the Saturday.

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See I failed already. Too hard, next!

Minus 1 rep points.

Going on a stag do to Amsterdam this Friday and it is traditional with us for the stag to do 10 challenges. We have done a fair few of there trips so need some fresh ideas. So far I have: Jump in the canal Get a 'stag' tatoo or similar Get rejected by a prostitute by asking for something just too perverted for her Busk in dam square using whatever talent you have until you get 5 euros Need some more. I will try and get photos of anything we use and up load them here. Cheers!

11 posts in and not a single team scooby mock up football shirt yet? The9 I'm disappointed in you! Wherez the scooby shirt?

I heard he is headhunting Charlet for the job, offering big bucks to stop him from going to S Africa.

A spoon tracker bear. Whenever anyone says the word 'spoon' it transmits back to Cortese Dome HQ.

Bearsy can always be found hanging off massive erections when he is not on here spudders, everyone know that!

Same thing happened to me but with Richard Ashcroft playing the Drugs don't work on a banjo in the background.

The baboons killed all the lions.

I think he found himself knee deep in the rough, bear.

I go every year 'in the queue' as I live pretty near. I have never had been asked for any ID for anything but have never been into centre court either. Didn't get asked for any of the other courts though. Don't know if this helps too much but anyway...