Tokyo-Saint

Why you just choosing the England team Turks and not full internationals? I wouldn't say the England team is any peak of football, even for an English footballer these days - just ask Rio. It's a bIt like the the random number of games stat used for the form table and maybe a way you could avoid counting Bale, Best, Sparv etc.

Ziggy says that there is an 83.4% chance that it is someone we will sign in the transfer window that is already training with us.

A mixture of racists, xenephobs and dullards I'd say.

yeah I remember that. Think his file was given to MP, they said we are 99% near completion on this deal, any objections.

I don't think he was signed by either of them. I think NA was a bit ****ed off by the signing "you are asking the wrong person" and MP was pretty much told he has almost signed, do you object, there was a delay of a day or so and then he signed.

I think we need to aim higher diggers but I see what you are saying.... kind of.

You battling MLG for the stalker of the year award this year?

You started it when you edited my quote to prove yourself right about something.

Yep

Chelsea did this year and we are bigger than them FFS.

I heard it on radio 5 ages ago - I think Kevin Bacon said something about it but I could be wrong.

It depends on the player Turks. If for example Lambert is 50/50, that has a big effect on the way we are going to play so might influence the other team. Also depends on who we are playing, Spurs will be more concerned about what they are doing and not little old Southampton, where as Huddersfield will be very concerned if Lallana is playing or if it is Steve De Ridder as they might double up on lamas but leave headless Steve to run down a blind ally.

That can happen when you have had as many cocks as lawro has had. I've he stops using it for that for a bit and does some pelvic stretches, all should be well in a couple of months.

With all the real Ale that is going to be drunk the train back to Southampton is going to stink of farts.

The sports science team are obviously hard at work, trying to find that 2nd lung.

Sorry Eric, been watching a lot of Viking recently and they are all called Erik, apart from Ragnar and Loci who are called Ragnar and Loci. I've got a mate call Marc, spelt with a C. He is also really hung up on the C bit, so much so he always says his name is Marc with a C. Most of the time he gets booked into hotels/restaurants etc under the name Mark Withersea. I blame the parents. They must have known he'd spend most of you adult life worrying about a C.

You have a dad Turks? I thought you were raised by fashionista wolves and Martin Kemp.

Have you got me on ignore Erik? Did I mistype muthafuka? You want to be changing at Vauxhall, not Waterloo! From here you are on the Victoria Line and can go directly up to the ground more or less.

Two players are close to agreeing transfers..... *someone scambles to start a new thread, "who are the two players?"

Get off at vauxhall not Waterloo and take the Victoria line from there to seven sisters, then change to the overground to wet fart lane and you are there.

You're friends with dune on Facebook?

Lol - strangely his initials are SB. My origional nemesis on here is SB... I ain't saying anything but 2+2 has never lied before.

Lady boy?

I'll pm you some info later bear. I don't want some VFTT or whoever starting a lynch mob. I guess the police know what they are doing with letting him out and stuff. I actually hated him at school, not cause he was a peodo as at the time most of us fancied under age girls but cause he was a bit of a knob. He was a geek but had this kind of MLG way about him, he was a bit smug and thought he was better than everyone. He was well into religion as well. He used to have a season ticket - bet he posts on here somewhere.

No jokes, 2 people from my year group have done time for peodo stuff and another for boning a 15 year old. That last one doesn't count so much as he was 17 at the time and didn't do time, just got in loads of trouble. 2 are certified peodos though. Statistically speaking though, that is high isn't it? That's about 1 in 50. I actually saw one of them at a saints match recently. I don't want to incite any hate mobs but he was selling something saints related outside/on the way to the ground. He wasn't a fiddler though, he had loads of child porn on his computer. This ain't liable either mods, it was in the news and everything. I won't post anything but can pm news links if you think you might get in trouble. You are allowed to say someone is a peodo if they are actually a peodo - even the judge said he was a peodo.