Tokyo-Saint

I have the perfect solution to all the issues here. Itchy hen (that's what my iPhone wants to call you and who am I to argue with it twice) you should go to Dubai. You can then bone all the star wars birds that keep coming on to Phil. Phil you can watch this boning and when they don't call itchy hen back, you can call them and tell them a golf story as revenge. You are all welcome!

Originally a Celtic song (that is Pronounced with an S sound MLG not a C)

Dumb bear. It was about COC and Turkish and how he likes COC but franko won't let him have any. All threads end up with you being bummed even 53% of main board thread end up that way. * * stats from MLG

Bear features in next weeks episode of what happens in Kavos.

Are we getting there nice and early to let the players do the tour and have some photos taken?

He pm'd it to me with the message "Hi Tokes, I am not sure this is normal. I am thinking of going on Channel 4 to find out but thought I would get your opinion first? Many thanks in advance St Bletch" This is an actual cut and paste from his PM so proof I am not lying.

Hi bear I have been doing some research bear and apparently when some men get old and fat, they can also look like that. Here for example is a picture of bletch #don'tf*ckwithmewordsmith with his shirt off. I am sure you can see something similar to you Christmas party experience? Don't worry if this makes you feel aroused bear, it is probably just a flash back. Also mods - bletch is a man and this is a man with his shirt off so no need for long blond hair to hide the nips or nothing. Put the infraction gun away.

Definitely bear, I wouldn't worry about. It doesn't mean you are gay.... Maybe bi but definitely not gay. Probably not anyway.

what happened when you rubbed it?

Are we talking about the same one? How is it pronounced?

Check out her knob here bear, it's 3 times bigger than yours!

Yeah saw that thread, was going to ask what he was prepared to throw in to sweeten the deal but though he would be so stressed he might crash his taxi. I think it is a kind of ironic lady thing bear, like Mrs. Merton, Mrs Brown's boys or Mr. T.

Yeah turns out I'm right, b!tch has a d!ck.

Doesn't lady Ga Ga have a d!ck or something? I think they may have been giving you clues that it wasn't an ordinary knocking shopping bear. Does your boss take many trips to south east Asia?

thanks

Richard Hall - Promising England under 21 captain or Injury prone hammer fiddler? Why is today's negative pic so positive? Couldn't find a bad one of Drew?

Ha! Like you don't know. If they ain't on smack and smelling like rihanna, you ain't boning them. Is that the rules?

I leave those to Phil (the ladyboy boning one not the golfing one).

Don't encourage him, no one knows where this might end.

The Brighton player? I think we should be aiming hirer myself, no better than we already have.

I'll do tilled bathrooms or carpeted ones at a push while in Japan but I am not touching laminates.

I can confirm that bear is playing innocent and has in fact swollen wood though pee before himself. Actually his gran had to install a special p!ss catcher to prevent him from also doing it in her house.

You do know that everything on the internet isn't real or always 100% accurate don't you? For example, this one has been set up by Gelsga saints and I have my doubts about it. http://haggishunt.scotsman.com/

Is that a confession?

MLG wrong again? Don't believe it.