Tokyo-Saint

Do you ever put on other voices for the interviewer like the guy in the commitments does with Wogan? You could do Alan Brazil if reading it in the mornings, Jim White on transfer deadline day etc. Might add to the fun of it.

Were you interviewing yourself at the start of this thread Charlie? It reminded me of the Commitments.

Phil, you do know that none of us live in Dubai don't you. I mean apart from you and Eric and my mate that you don't know unless you know him without me knowing him that is. Therefore info on local events in the sand are not that useful to most of us. Unless you have more pics of starwars birds (preferably beach shots if possible), then you best off posting local information here: http://www.expatforum.com/expats/dubai-expat-forum-expats-living-dubai/

Roman Guly? Don't want him anyway.

Is your mate A main board poster obsessed with stadium capacity and thinks we are bigger than Chelsea and Everton?

Probably don't have traffic wardens in Shrewsbury especially after 6pm. Try and pull that Sh!t in London and you will have a Nigerian and Polish bloke taking your number plate down before you have even turned off the engine.

Yeah ok, the one on the left is ok. I couldn't focus on her though as the one on the right was so mental. Are we still allowed to say mental? I've forgotten the rules.

Has Bearsy opened up 5 spare accounts recently or is this a premier league thing?

Is that like using stamps to get on the bus? Like officially you can do it but it isn't going to work in real life and you'll end up walking home. Is it one of those sorts of rules?

Yellow lines scare me, I always avoid.

I like octoporn but not sharks... I'm torn (not in a Bearsy way).

They look mental.

Tokyo?

Echo in here!

Is this like your earlier thread where you had a story to tell so asked a question and then waited until the 3 post to tell the story that you wanted to tell in the first place? Just tell your story Delldays!

Hang on a minute. I know a girl that lost her virginity in a bunker once. It wasnt in the Rownams area was it?

Abunka? Is that an eastern European postitute' name?

Or listen to the stories about other people playing golf.

Wonder how they are pronouncing it...

"Well on the 14th hole me and rubber neck were chattin about the old days and how golf balls used to be made of orphans teeth and tiger tonsils.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz then on the 15 hole we decided to go mental and have a beer instead of hitting the shot. By the time the 16th hole came around we played the whole hole just using putters and our butt cheeks. Rubber neck beat me by 5 shots and I had to make him a cuba libre to compensate him. Then Eric turned up with the bloke out of the corrs and bono and we all played sh!thead until one of us fell under the table and our song came on karaoke and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

FFS bear!

I have suddenly gone off Sharktopus...

Anyone met a famous person recently and played golf with them? Anyone at all? Anyone? No. OK fine, let's never mention it again.

What's this got to do with Askins? This is about 2 adult men, a bukake party, a biscuit, a duck and 20 B&H. What Steve and Milts get up to beyond that is their own business, don't drag Nigel into it.

During the war.....