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Didn't Pap make some romantic appeal for Bletchy to come back and live with him in the lounge or something?

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Barry, I think you need to speak to bear about your posts. There may be a summit meeting with you, bear and milts. He had some ideas on some other forums you may be interested in posting on. He already has user names and passwords for you both, the transition would be pretty smooth.

Even better than the team that won at Old Trafford.

That golf ball stuff was taken straight off the Pdiddy bad boys for life video. Wonder if NA turned up in a hog when he first moved down from Scunny?

This is very true.

'Arry probably asked about Andy Townsend's availability. Easy mistake to make.

Someone compared him to a mouldy old peach for starters.

SSN reporting live - Mike Ashley has just arrived in a helicopter. oooooooooooooooooooooooooo Is that a sports story worth reporting live?

Was completely wrong about the Ramirez signing.

I started a thread yesterday all about a blonde bird in suspenders walking around the house, bending over to pick stuff up, all in aforementioned suspenders. 125 views - 0 comments. That means that there are 125 gay lurkers on this forum that are more interested in cheesus that blonde suspender types. You are all losing 1 reputation point with me.

Sure that wasn't a tampon spud? We have all made that mistake. Trust me mate, it is not rose tea, don't drink it.

Milts are you getting these posts signed off by bear?

Not great dig dog, how about: I have a feeling tomorrow will be a Shane long day. By the end of it we will all feel Fabio.

That's it ^ If you want to know who played for us and them, he's your man.

He is just a poster on here isn't he? I might as well say, tomorrow is going to be a Messi day for saints. You'd cream jeans if I tweeted that.

Football manager is never wrong. Except for Fox's pace.... That's wrong....and his positioning, that's wrong too. Oh and the Pompey stuff, that's really wrong. And of course the match engine.

Don't do that, bletch will be furious.

Bearsy loves COC. Hang on. Have I understood the rules correctly?

Keep the scouse talk for the lounge please pap.

Dumb octobear! We have already done that when Baz was under investigation for being dune. Pap won but no Liverpool shirt was given. Baz answered enough questions though to show he wasn't dune and was set free. Justmike has been following though (on my orders - we have an informer/ hanna minx deal going on) and looks like he busted Papy while on that stake out. It happens sometimes. I accidentally got bear banned for a week for saying some sh!t about me. He had to pay the mods a tenner (standard price for curry rice and nan) to get off the register.

ffs!

Was that for not being scouse enough in the scouse off in the lounge?