Tokyo-Saint

I live in New Malden and my neighbors are Polish. The guy is a good bloke, the woman a bit moody but generally both good people. Used to live in a conversion in London with Polish people up stairs as well. One thing can be said about both very different groups - they are bloody noisy!

I've said it before but anyway, why the **** did we buy a slow CB in this transfer window if we are going to play a high defensive line? I'm not saying he is not a good player with plenty of positive attributes but even his biggest fans have told us he is not fast.

Let boobs back in the muppet show Mike and I'll you'll have a PM faster than you can say "ban the bear".

Nice technique Baz, slot in one more Ramirez thread at 2am. Unfortunately for you, night shift mod is probably around somewhere and will close this, otherwise I can see it going on for pages. Not like we have any other GR threads.

You live where?

Let's meet in 4 weeks to discuss it.

Yeah bletch! That's what I said more or less, dumb bear!

Le tiss being a bit of a knob about it by the look of that tweet. 4 weeks is fine, just shut your mouth with the negative stuff until then. It's not an emergency is it? What next, Ronnie Eklund demands crunch talks immediately?

I said that to him before windows but he didn't get it (humour code not cracked yet). Dumb Bletch!

Exactly Bletch, it's fecking obvious isn't it? Dumb bear. I told him to make the shift at least 24 but he just wouldn't listen. Kept banging on about 23 being Beckham's number and he has nike air Jordan's that have never let him down etc etc.

Thought Boyce pulled a hamstring at Stoke?

Sure, it says: Wklv jxb grhvqw jhw lw wklv lv d vhfuhw phvvdjh

Kl ehdu, fkhhuv iru wkh frgh. Jrrg prwkhu ixfnlqj lghd fxqw pxqfkhuv. Ixfn brx urer prg vzhdu ilowhuv, zh duh lq ixfnlqj frqwuro qrz! Zkhq vkdoo zh kdyh wkh erre uhyroxwlrq? Mxvw plnh lv eodqnlqj xv. Don't give let h the code. It will be Lols to see him try and crack it. ****! Was that in code?

Which part of I shouldnt need to be asking for this shiZel you finding confusing bear?

She has been around, that's for sure.

Where the **** is my pm bear? I shouldn't need to be asking for this kind of stuff! If I don't receive it soon, I'll get bletch to crack the code and spill the beans all over you.

The undertaker was good. I watched it about the same time as you then stopped for ages. I caught it again years later and suddenly the undertaker wasn't the undead any more, he was driving a Harley and looked like a hells angel or something. weird!

Of course!

Exactly that, all we have had over here for a while is mental barry and Milts threads. People are posting muppet show threads in the lounge and the mods are doing nothing about it. Thank god for your crab thread saving the day.

The Japanese do love crabs. For those of you still studying, the Japanese word for crabs is Kami like as in Chris Kami Kamara.

It's got to the business end of the season DD and dumb poster like you keep posting funny threads in the lounge instead of the muppet show so we had to come out looking for lols. Edit: JusticeMike also banned boobs in the muppet show so this dramatically reduced the number of subjects we had to talk about.

I've got a racist hand, it's not something I am proud of.

Don't tell me what to do curry thief.

Here is an actual genuine plate of crab I ate in Tokyo about 3 weeks ago. That's my hand top right scooping out some delicious crab.

If you do this this, please film it and upload the video on the muppet show. Many thanks in advance.