Tokyo-Saint

Benali's left boot or something like that.

Anyone you like!

****! He's just signed for them!

Were you a bad kid at RP's school Phil?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suYz5SHFHyA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

That joke is so last year. People have moved on to making toilet jokes about Jason Puncheon now. Try and keep up!

UKBA or the home office?

Sorry milts, it doesn't come out. Granty is going to have to buy you a new suit. [video=youtube;aod-itucZxc]

No! Maybe he knows someone who knows me who knows you. We are practically brothers!

Blood, spunk or a bit of both?

Ssshhhhh don't tell everyone!

Not to worry spud, send me £100 and you can join Bearsy in the VIP room/forum.

Have you still got bear on ignore?

I used to go out with a girl called no can do. She was a right slag, up for anything.

Name and Shame them Glesga, name and shame them.

Everyone knows Guly runs the mods here GS, your days are numbered! Did you see me take over for a bit the other day? I said Lawrie mac was an old mentalist and loads of the main board offered me out for a fight. It's a shame their funny farmer accents didn't come across when they were speaking as I am sure they were the same people as SSN interviewed after the whole Neil Atkinson sacking thing. Bear, that's a good idea. If you transfer £100 to me, you can be the first member of the VIP club. I'll give your profile a little star or something so other people can see you are a VIP and mean business. I'll email bill gates (inventor of the internet for dumbasses) about the £ sign thing. He should be able to sort something out.

I would invite you to be a mod as well GS but I know you are busy with your mod work over here. Nothing personal.

I'm already doing that bear, read the thread in the lounge about getting rich. It's a saints forum but only costs £4 per year to join. It's called saints£4eva.com. I was thinking you could be a mod? We'd have to cut the bargie budget due the the lower rates but once we had the market cornered, we'd be back on the chicken tikkas. We would also do sport banning, 1 member a week just banned for no reason. When people wanted to complain, we could put up sarcy responses like your email was n.cortese@saints£4eva.com What do you think? Are you in?

What a d!ckhead! I've already undercut you. Yours would go the way of saints pages, just you and dune talking about the good old days. While I am raking it in, having a curry every other weekend.

It's the muppet show, we are allowed to mug each other off and be pointless.

Cut and paste

I wrote that on a Chelsea fan I know's wall this morning.... We could know each other

We can't spell his name We can't spell his name Morgan Schneiderlin, Morgan Schneiderlin We can't spell his name

You don't often moan about that on twitter

2nd that!