Tokyo-Saint

There is only one way to solve this, MLG, get football manager out, there's going to be a network game.

We need him in the muppet show. I guess what I am saying is that I miss dune.

Great! Your first job is to ban MLG, just for 24 hours for a laugh. Post his pm reactions to the banning on here, including the stats and graphs and stuff. After that change Tukish's user name to Turdish, he loves this. Also, change his location to "on pussy patrol in my BMW". Finally, reinstate dune but on the condition he posts under the user name 'dumb nazi' . Cheers

Ok, we'll keep you up to date with who dune is posting as and take shifts on alpine suicide watch for 48 hours after home games. I'll also pm you some 'private' Japanese lessons with miss hanna.

Bear will give you "a shoulder rub".

It's alright, settle down, I know how to handle this. I'll use the same technique that scared off mike. Hi Clarke, I've always liked you, even when you were mugging me off for being a Bearsy wannabe. How would you like to be our informer? Don't worry, it won't be like the sopranos or nothing. It is highly unlikely you will get shot in the back of the head and left by a skip in Turkish's rusting old BMW. All you have to do is tip us off when there will be raids and let's us know what's happening with the bannings and stuff. In exchange we will self mod in the muppet show and try and cut down on posting Tits and exposing curry gate. We will keep a closer eye on people like Milton roader and cheese on toast as well. This will free you up to play more football manager network games with MLG. What do you say? Are you in?

Ha! Clarke is right bear, I am trying to sound like you.

It's the fuzz! Leg it.

Lols I saw that bear but I never knew St Charlotte was female up until that was posted. Maybe that's why cheesy was banned, partly for coming on too strong and partly to pay for the sports body kit.

Did you mean to post that bear or was it meant to be on pm only?

I feel sorry for skint saint, being in oz and not getting an invite. Maybe there will be a mass banning at the end of the year and they will pay for his flight over.

I thought you'd insist on a low calorie option?

Think what all your accounts fund Turkish!

I just can't get enough.

Dune has probably funded a whole chicken dhansak with nan and sag alou.

Mods now we know bear has escaped could you please change the title to "are mods banning people to get more expensive curries next year?" Thanks.

I was talking to bear on pm about exactly the same thing Turkish. They know that 80% of people will just cough up another fiver and make a new account. Another fiver in the pot for curry night for almost every banning.

One in the eye for those who say Scottish football is sh!t and we are bigger than Celtic. Tony Watt looks a fantastic player as well.

Guly to be Pompey manager Glasgow?

Of course she is a mentalist convict, have you not been following my lessons? Look at her animal impressions if in doubt.

not sure but there is a prize for the first person to give me her address.

Convict - one more photo mistake and you are going to have to do a main board forfeit!