Tokyo-Saint

Oh yeah, sometimes I like to think I'm Turkish, it's good for me ego.

No, when he played for us he was insisting on taking penalties.

An all on Turkish!

No, I like gays (I'm friend with Bearsy for example) but I'm not one. I was simply saying if you fancy a bum , I'm not your man.

The most respectful player was Dave McGoldrick, he walked around with his head down all game, apologising for even being on te pitch.

Thanks spud, I think... Unless you think I'm gay... I'm not, the one you are looking for is Bearsy, he's double gay. It's been proven in full proof challenges 1) swear roulette 2) getting Milton to pm you challenge.

Bletch do I get some literature points for getting the metaphor stuff about the curtain pole and the link with beef curtains? I used to notice this kind of thing in literature class at school but the teacher would just blush and disagree with me. She couldn't see that the lady of Shalott was getting kebabed after she got dressed up in colours gay and the Knights came riding two by two. For me, this just sounded like a night out on the town, all that was missing was a bottle of Lambrini.

Does one trigger off the other? I love Turkish's moral code, so far this weekend alone: It is fine to **** yourself on a regular basis however it is not ok to drink a cocktail of any kind. "Baddie’s bound by ancient codes of decency and secrecy, Look out for the man who’ll bum your wife and then shake your hand." He's my kind of guy.

You're more of a sh!t yourself man, I can tell.

Some people shouldn't have an opinion.

Thanks

I know there are loads of streams but has anyone actually got a good one? First row pretty laggy for me

Get into Turkish, you might like it!

Long Island ice tea Turkish, strong drink means less ****es.

It's being made, have patience doctor.

Some of it looks like clapham junction at rush hour to me.

Missed an opportunity there Turkish, the correct response should have been "knob was too big". The problem with needing a **** is that a lot of it is in the mind. The closer you get to actually ****ing or even sh1tting the more you need it and the less you can hold it. I bet if you had another two stops on the tube you would not have ****ed yourself at the same point in time but would probably have ****ed yourself at the same point in the process, standing in front of the urinal trying to get your pecker out. The only advice I can give is to they and trick your brain into believing you still have ages to wait. It is difficult though, when it actually knows you are searching for 20p because you are just outside the toilet.

Jeans too tight?

Snap Snap Snap!!! Again, what's going on?

Also, I know Norways posted about Britt Ekland but I think she deserves her own section for her smoking hotness and performances for saints.

Agreed, that is the format. They should get fitter each time till they drop off the cliff.

She does have hairy arms doesn't she. Didn't notice that. Looks like some bloke is stretching across to get his pint.

Is it me or have the last two missed the point of the thread? It is not birds with bacon bras you'd like to bone or who was fitter than Sarah Greene in the 80's. if in doubt, only post birds that are dead now or look like a plastic face has been stuck on a chicken's neck. Also, they must have been fit. For example barbi benton and now...

That's what a stalker would say!

Looks good