Tokyo-Saint

You just don't like her cause she is not 14 and hanging around with screech. Aaaaaahhhhhhh 3 posts curry thief! Not even able to defend yourself against the peodo rumours now circulating the forum.

Can you see the smiley face roughly in the middle, just above from where you are typing? 4 to the right of that. Bear will sort you out an avatar.

Jean Shrimpton - fit bird/rubbish name. Sister was nice too Bletch is going to to cream his jeans when he sees this thread.

Jacqueline Bisset From Surrey and in the original Casino Royal.

You have to click on the 3rd button in from the left and put the link in there to show the pic dude.

Much better!

That is dangerosly close to an old weird bikini cato (rule 4), I mean who wears velvet to the beach? I will let you off though as she is feckin fit and you can see some tit in the pic. For those unsure of the rules, old style bakini's range from this: To this: Also general strange material, like velvet or satin.

I think that confession deserves it's own thread.

I bet you are wondering how you got Cock through the swear filter bear? The mod informers project is working despite your ridicule. I still haven't seen MLG around though, I hope they didn't permi ban by mistake? Dumb mods!

Good call Colin. Had never really heard of her before but she is fit.

Milton read the feckin rules you skate b@stard! I am tryin' to help you not get banned but if you keep it up, your fiver is poppadom dust. Post some feckin pics!

Been a lot of stuff in the news about how everyone in the past were peodos or knew people where peodos and didn't mind. I know this was accepted with Elivis and Micheal Jackson pretty much got away with it for most of his early career at least *****il the early 90's when people decided that it was bad). Anyway, there were loads of fit birds in the past so I thought I would start a thread about it. Betch I fully expect this to be your specialist subject. The rules are: 1) Videos and photos only, no describing or she looked a bit like this, convict style. 2) They must be fit in the photos 3) Must be either old and minging now or dead (for example Cameron Diaz is still fit so wouldn't count) 4) No old and weird bikinis - they freak me out 5) Playboy shots get bonus points Let the contest begin. My nomination is Nancy Sinatra: [video=youtube;T5Xl0Qry-hA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=T5Xl0Qry-hA&feature=endscreen

You can't just show picts of models and then say that is just like some bird I boned convict (good pict thou). My mates used to do that all the time. They'd be all "yeah, she is just like Cameron Diaz in something about Mary, only with bigger tits" and then when the bird arrived, she looked more like zelda from the terrahawks.

Don't be stupid bear, I wouldn't read that. The last book I read was the B.F.G and frankly that was boring enough. It was like Leon but with an even weirder peodo sub-text. I don't know what was going on in the 70's and 80's but it appears lots of kids got bummed. Fortunately, like you, I must have been one of the ugly ones. It was the pr!ck tease preview that set me off. I was just too excited bear and I don't really come on here at the weekends. I might not have found out the ending until monday and by then you and bletch would have been like "oh 50 shades, that was so last week". So I went on here: http://www.thebookspoiler.com/Spoilers/50Shades.html It is actually pretty good, there are loads of books on here. I am going to find out what everyone is reading and then tell them the ending. I might join a book club.

Sorry again bear, feeling bad about it (not bad enough to edit it these things still amuse me). It is not all bad news though. My favourite bit from the last chapter "Christian joins her, bringing her cream and Advil for the soreness on her butt". Maybe this will entice you to read on.

That's ok convict, was only joking. I am in a particularly facetious mood today. I have just given away the end of 50 shades on the muppet show. I may take over Pompey myself just to kill the lounge thread today as well. Might try the cough syrup and codeine trick myself.

Spoiler alert bear bashing in progress... The book ends with the virgin leaving, something about Audi keys. "Once at her apartment, she curls up in her bed and cries". Sorry bear I can never resist doing this when someone is reading a detective book or whatever. Sound like you have a block buster ending to look forward to!

Thanks, isn't he a maths teacher though?

VFTT what is an oppo? Is that northern for friend?

Bad news convict, according to his wiki page he is married.

Yeah great idea. Or... What about you just dressing as a bear and then waiting at bearsy house for him to get back from work and then seeing if he wants to see your degree certificates?

Bullshizles bear, you were posting pics of mod's cars yesterday. Looked like a thread to me mods...

Here's mine gays george, Glasgow_Saint+, inics1, Miltonroader07+, notnowcato, RedWillie, Restark19, shurlock, Smirking_Saint, Under Weststand Who is George? I have never heard of George. George please step forward, you have some explaining to do.

Does anyone actually look at anyone else's profile? I thought it was just people clicking on it by mistake by having touch screens and fat fingers.

Definitely wants to bum you bear.