Tokyo-Saint

Sorry johnny B, was targeting Turkish not you. Something about a salesmen in an old BMW that turns my blood cold.

Two birds, 6 friends and the respect of every other driver on the road.

You can down load the 'suck this' app for 69p Phil. * The iboard - this will change everything. *not available in Arab states or Northen Ireland.

I don't know what an iboard is or what apple are up to these days but I want one!

I like you Phil, you're a nice guy. When I was up for killing Deppo, you were on my side. The thing is, you are the only poster I understand less than bletchy. I tried following you on twitter for a bit as I thought it might be down to th number of words but that didn't help. Im not dumb like windows either, just I lose interest quickly. I am remember, a poor mans Bearsy (TM SB). Anyway, I guess I'll handle you being a muppet nowadays like a bletch, maybe I'll imagine you as Mr. Biggs to help me along the road. Ok, so: Tiger didn't invite you into the bonings dispite him having about 5 fifties. This sounds selfish, if I was his mate, Id at least expect some shrapnel action. 2 - you arent happy with Tigar as you thought he was pure but actually he was a borderline jimmy S, depending on local rules (see lounge for details). 3) you went to Thailand, got a pro to clean your balls but she turned out to be not as fit as in the brochure? Trust me Phil, I'm not called Tokyos for nothing, I am well travelled and you are lucky is wasn't a geezer T-Ing you up. Ask other Phil for details. Please confirm the above.

Anyone seen hard candy?

What the fuks going on here? Look, you loungers is welcome in here but keep your lounge civility out. You are lucky bear is out tonight fingering behind whetherspoons or you'd all be facing fractions. Stop listing posh wines, stop being nice to each other and let's get back to what happened with the tourist dude in Sue's basement. Golfing Phil, you must know some filth? Tell us about some time Tiger got ****ed and wiped it on the curtains or something. NO MORE pleasentaries, this isn't the Lounge! **** taking or filth only please.

She didn't sound like she thought it was shameful Bear. I think she wanted to tell us. In a completely unrelated issue, are kebabs popular in Italy? I liked how bletch was like grooming you, saying about you getting in touch with your feminine side etc, then Sue posts that and he drops you like a bad habit.

He is definitely coming onto you bear. Not sure how you are going to handle this one mate...

I don't know if they are agreeing or not but they are both 'hard' and talkin about popin corks in Italian Sue's basement or whatever. It's like we are in prison bear and bletch is like fletcher and been here ages and cousins is the same. Anyway, you brought up the subject of porn and then hinted at jose Fonte raping or touching or something. They are there all thinking about boning and then the new guard (Italian sue) comes in (not a homo thing bletch) and starts taking about some time she innocently went home with 2 guys and suddenly they are aural sword fighting with each other (a homo thing bletch). Now we have ladyboy Phil back as well as golfing Phil, its already getting confusing round here. Btw MLG is playing hard to get.

I am starting to wonder what would be in it for us godders but Bearsy insists, therefore I invited. So in a nutshell, you just said "try the demo and work it for yourself", is that a fair summary? However, how do I know if NC is set as a sugar daddy and will bail us me out from my overspending and signing players on the never never, if the demo self destructs after 6 months? To find out this info, it usually takes 2 or 3 seasons. With the match engine, I was after an opinion. I was guessing you have some further info away from the song sheet of the videos, guess I was wrong. Fair enough with the data stuff being near the deadline. We will still stick up for you with the skate researcher despite never giving an opinion. It's up to you what is in it for you. You might enjoy it, you might hate it, who knows.

You've done it this time bear! The librarians have got a hard on. Always a danger with a sexy book review.

You little minx Sue... Are you trying to tell us the start of a story here?

Depends what she looks like.

I'm starting to like this Jose guy. I can see a lot of myself in him, apart from the photography and being friends with them part.

16 lurkers logged in viewing this forum right now. Only 1 active thread, 0 people posting. THE AUDIENCE IS WAITING BEAR!

Ok Le God for your benefit, here are the questions again plus maybe some more that I am just making up on the spot but would be interested to know. 1) Will saints have a sugar daddy in the next one? Now this is usually the point where you feel the urge to come back with something sarcastic like "they didn't have one in the last one" (not everything I say is always factually correct all of the time, I agree) but... When I have played as saints, I have always just bought expensive players and paid back the fee over 48 months. Then over time the debt has got so large even Peter Storrie would blush. However at the end of the season good old Nicola has bailed me out without even so much as a cross word. Although I admit I could a) not do it and b) it is nice when it happens, it is not realistic and I can't be in control of my own will power. 2) Will any of the new debt be included? I know you have said you need to know the exact amount, interest etc but I bet loads of football Manager is estimated. Is the pompey guy putting pressure on you? I think we chased him away from here. 3) How often does Miles change his T-shirt? I guess you don't know right now as you don't live with him but know you have great research skills. I would respectfully ask you to put them to work and post your answers on the Muppet Show 4) Back to the game - I know the new match engine has ball curling and physics and stuff but will it be any better with the tactics? Usually there is loads of stuff on the SI forums about great tactical theories etc. What this does it make me try and copy a real life tactic. However after a while what happens is someone like Mr Hughs releases some tactic that is completely unrealistic but works amazingly. For example the best ones around at the moment have 3 strikers all playing close to each other. This seems to over load the 2 centre backs. Again I have no will power and end up like this. Will the match engine be more realistic in your opinion (your opinion would be interesting not a video). Finally, I would like to extend an invitation for you to join us in the muppet show. We would be greatly honoured if you could join us there once a day. We need a straight opinion on things. So far we have bletchy but even he isn't 100% serious. It would be great if you could join us. Please RSVP to Bearsy, muppet show mod, the muppet show. Many thanks in advance.

This lurker has potential... Tell us more kipster!

And the other questions? Sugar daddies making us like olden day Pompey? T-shirt gate? training ground delays? I did think you had me on ignore again

Cheers. Nice one. I only buy 1 game per year and it is this one. I also enjoy the period before it comes out as we get to quiz god like on the updates but he seems to only be able to post videos these days. I will give this site a try. Thank you!

Don't worry bear, take your time. Bletch has joined in fighting off the barbarians. He is even calling them vvankers in a posh way . I bet they don't even know it!

Quit Lolzing bear and get reading. The peoples are getting restless! I can't hold them off much longer. I can take the daily muggings of the registered users as they have limited firepower/posts but if the main boarders start, I might have to leg it. Next up we'll have Turkish on here trying to wind up MLG.... Hang on, is this book review thing just part of a bigger plan of yours to lure MLG into the Muppet show?

Just joined in? Check out the 5th post, I've been here since the start. This is the problem bear, you give the people a taste of something they like and they just want more and more, like greedy zombie's. Don't worry though, I'll fight them off with a cricket bat. PEOPLES! please take note. Bearsy is a busy bear, he also has to look after his own fragile mental health. 1 chapter of this book per day is the absolute limit any reasonable man or bear can take. Please be patient for the next chapter. In the meantime, please talk amongst yourselves.

Yes windows, exactly that.

Cheers Bletch, To steal and adapt a line from 'The office', "Sue said she likes it and she is the office woman, so..." I thought you would like this thread bletch, it being about books and sex (two of your favourites). Bear even did one of your homoeopathic jokes, I thought you'd be loving this? I hear what you are saying about the lurkers, but this is a long standing issue. Usually there are 7 or 8 people at anyone time looking at the Muppet show but as you pointed out, in the most part, it is just me and bear talkin carp annoying Scotty or paradise or tim or whoever. The thing is though beltch, we have to encourage the lurchers out into the light. Lets say 10% of lurkers are not so far gone that they can't be converted into normal human posters. Well, if we have about 10 lurkers, then just one will come out (this has already happened with Zeppy) the other 8 or 9 will sit quietly in the background laughing at your homepaths. If we have 60 though bletch, we can get 10 of them! (never was good at maths ) We already have Italian Sue, Golfing Phil and maybe some others. This porno book could bring the muppet show back to the glory days. Look at how bad the main bored is as well. This can only help things.