Tokyo-Saint

Will the new debt being included?

Best headline I have seen for a while... Jeremy Forrest ready to spill the beans on Megan Stammers affair Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/news/913958-jeremy-forrest-ready-to-spill-the-beans-on-megan-stammers-affair#ixzz28FcZK0zw

Fixed it for you

Something similar was on watchdog last week, with travel lodge handing out £100 fines to anyone they suspected had been smoking in the room. Loads of dinlos got scared and paid the fine. The end result was that travel lodge would have to prove it was you that had been smoking and not the person before you or even that anyone had smoked at all. This would be pretty much impossible. They would also have to take you to court to prove it. I would never pay a fine unless it was from either the police or the council. Any private company can do one.

I wish I was Serge

Is that really Turkish and dune? I would say Jason Statham is pushing it. More like that guy from Coronation Street.

Lolz, far too late, already boned her and spent the ££££££££££££

*Ding dong* - Could Matt Le God and Turkish please report to the main board for an argument.

To the tune from Totz TV I'm from the north, he's from the north, JRod, Fox and Chaplie, We're the saints from the North, 1,2,3

Clarke, Clarke, Saaaaint Clarke, When he hears Turkish moan he thinks it's a lark, Saaaaint Clarke. He used to look like Robbie Williams, Turkish, Turkish, He now wants to be like big Jason, Statham, Statham, He is the pride of bitterne park, He'd love to dress like Saint Clarke Del Bianco, from the ugly inside

They make him dress for youtube skinty. They have to have some standards you know. The videos on the SI games site though, stark bollock naked, playing the iphone version in 1 hand, scratching his arse with the other, all the while talking about the director of football options in 2013.

He hasn't taken it off bear! He is so addicted to him own game and getting Wimbledon to the Champions league, he has almost completely given up on personal hygiene. MLG hasn't brushed his teeth since 2010 was released. He is stuck in a press conference answering questions on who he thinks is going to win the golden boot. He has stormed out 27 times but due to a bug in the game it won't let him. The same journalist from football365 just keeps asking him the same question again and again. Luckily MLG has had plenty of practice with doing this on here with Turkish over the years so hasn't had a mental breakdown yet. He only has 2 teeth left though and they both look like mouldy sugarpuffs.

I thought you were Jimmy Carr bear?

Don't worry Colin, anything is safe at my work. I found it on http://www.dailymotion.com/gb turns out they have loads of much better/worse stuff on there as well.

It's ok, I found it

Please provide evidence to support your claim. The mods have told me that you are definitely allowed to post slightly pornographic images on here, they just haven't gotten around to updating the rules bit. Post away!

Didn't something happen on SMTV years ago, like her tit fell out or you could see up her skirt or something? Made her popular for a bit. I used to think she was fit on that but as she has gotton older, she is just like the birds I went to school with that I though were fit back then as well. Only less kids and not and without the tattoo on their right tit. I think I would rather bone her than Patrick Kielty though. If I could bone her and kill him, then that would be a reasonable weekend.

I have it on good grounds that Beltchy was born with both sexual organs (fully functioning) if this helps TP? However Deeley has 3 tits and can work wonders with just a ping pong ball and an up-to-date copy of Top Gear Magazine. I won't lie, it's a tough choice.

I think we need a poll on this one. Mods.... Bearsy.... I vote bletch (nicer tits).

Who do you love more, Cat or Bletch? Honest answer....

I like the fact that his hair is a different style of honey monster in each video but that his eyebrows stay exactly the same. In every video they are sticking up in a perfect triangle like he has just had some surprising news. SI staff - "Hey Mark, we have made some remarkable improvements on Football manager this year." Miles - "How exciting. What's the difference?" SI Staff - "Well in the 2013 edition, you can play the game but without all the other crap we added as 'great improvements' over the years." Miles - Raises his eyebrows into a perfect triangle.

I'm not your maths teacher!

Bloody hell! that was quick. Were you sitting in front of the screen, absolutely fuming at being called 12, your mum calling you for tea, just waiting for me to reply? I don't know mate. You wrote it, make up you mind. How old are you?

25-09-2012, 02:48 PM 25-09-2012, 02:30 PM Thread: Cheese On Toast by Cheese on Toast Replies 12 Views 350 Cheese On Toast Guys, I know Cheese or 'Cheesy' is a great laugh in this forum, but he is actually special needs and needs help. How do I know? Because I'm his carer, so lets just take it easy. Thread: Cheese On Toast by Cheese on Toast Replies 12 Views 350 He's 12 and is a very bored lad in a loony bin.... He's 12 and is a very bored lad in a loony bin. Wants attention...

I know about the same as bearsy. Did he smoke weed with his dad or something as well? Maybe got a tattoo with him? I remember he was in the news with his dad and people were saying "he can't do that" and other people were saying "its ok, if he is doing it with his dad as it is better than doing it with his mates". I think he is also responsible for skinny male teenagers having fringes that are too big, so big that they have to keep flicking them out of their eyes every 5 minutes. As cheesy is 12 years old maybe he can clarify? Once this has been done, we can all laugh at Scotty's jokes.