Tokyo-Saint

Sure no problem, I'll help you 'fit in'.

I leave the forum for a couple of hours and when I come back I am being mugged off by someone with the grand total of 0 posts per day. That is the equivalent of being a registered user, in fact why are you are full member if up until yesterday you only had one post to your name zeppy? This is what we will be investigating first if we take the case. Is this sudden flurry of posts something you have been planning since 2007 or worse are you one of dune's many cover logins? Are you here to promote Gibraltar and spread racial hatred? Well are you? In other news, bletchy is back! Where have you been bltcher? Get really into Dostoevsky? Did you keep thinking, one more chapter, just one more, then I will go check on Bear and Tokyo? Sounds selfish bletch but we forgive you. Welcome back anyway.

Bloody hell, he could get enough milk for his morning frosties from them!

So now this is in the muppet show, can we start posting some pics and filth and stuff or same rules?

Olive double breasted jacket?

IF the tickets go on general sale and you buy 2 tickets with 1 customer number, do you get 2 lots of points or 1?

Text book.

Hang on. Does it all end up in Thatcher's hair? If so don't bother. I've seen it. Dune PM'd it a while back.

I'm with you so far...

Don't be ridiculous, this is the muppet show. No one else is reading this apart from me you and zeppy.

What was that????? It didn't work.

Willing to trade?* *must like hair.

I will ask her but she usually likes to trade. I can send you some porn instead?

You don't play much Cluedo while at sea do you? Don't be in a bad mood about it though DD, I was only joking about double breasted suits with shiny buttons, I am sure you look great.

Because Zeppy doesn't leave a mess Pap!

Dam! he has seen. I knew I should have disguised it by calling him something like 'slightly smiling saint'. Ok, I have seen ITN''s promotional stuff on that school bird and have to say, it was ok, maybe average at best, no Britney in fuk me baby one more time. I would say Dixson's bird is above average, so in a nutshell you lied! (and are a bit of a peodo) Apparently it is not illegal in France though smiler so you can snap away. If you are going to upload it on here though get hatch to do it as he can get away with that sort of thing. Otherwise just pm it to bear, he already has loads of this sort of thing. Once we have it, we can sell it to cheese on toast and will give you a kick back.

Ok, here are the facts: 1) Smirking saint has a smoking hot bird, officially better than Dixon's. 2) He has "plenty" of photos of her. 3) He is willing to give me some photos of her in exchange for a new avatar 4) I can't even afford my own avatar! 5) If I get the photos, I will let you all (well most of you) see them. GET TO WORK!

Willing to trade?* *must like hair

Easy Papi these lurkers are easily startled but they soon return and in greater numbers. We don't want the place flooded with them do we? Swedish David does the same thing with all the full stops and he is a teacher. With this in mind, my latest investigation has the following finding - zappy was educated in Sweden.

I am yet to hear 1 of these. Come on zeppy, give it a go. It seems bletch has got lost in the library or something, we need a replacement.

I have it on good grounds that bearsy got bummed by him/her and doesn't want to talk about it any more.

I have been happy since I have been back. Bit of a culture shock at first but soon got over it.

Not recently. Perhaps they have had an injury problem and had to play him at right back.

Nah, Clive Owen is sh!t. There are only so many parts you can play being the moody English guy, so he has to fill his time somehow. I like Brendan Rogers in it. I the family bit he comes across like that paddy guy with his 17 brothers and 42 god children. However, when he is at work or even talking about work, he is a much more David Brent style character. Leaning back on his chair, spinning a pen, desperately trying to think of something profound to say. I'm gripped and I am not ashamed to admit it.

It was Clive Owens Bearsy! The best bit is I think they will be crap for a while and I think this will be on every week. I'm looking forward to seeing the angry gypsy getting madder and madder as he finds his players can't pass the ball like Barca.