Tokyo-Saint

Doesn't matter if it is the heineken cup or the world cup the principle is the same. Some young lad gives it away on twitter that he will be in the first team and then is.

Didn't one of the younger lads put on twitter about having to sing in front of the first team (giving away that he was going to play) and then start last season?

Barcelona think... http://www.fcbarcelona.com/football/...phy-in-england ESPN think.... "Of this season's promoted trio, Southampton is undoubtedly the most exciting side." & "Southampton, on the other hand, is a very likeable side. There are plenty of creative midfielders, plenty of direct attackers and a couple of handy strikers. The problem, however, is at the back" I think - Fuk off pompey.

We are both the new Metalist.

I already know you're a homophobe bletch so I'm not worried. Rub away! I look forward to receiving your seeds of wisdom.

This was my top first date, quiet weeknight drink spot. It was all chill out music and black leather sofas. Around the point I left Southampton it became something terrible, all white and commercial. I know the girl responisible for this as she used to go out with my mate. She should be shot.

Probably, Iranian blue grass is some of the best weed you can get. She'll be smoking that. (see what I did bletch? I did one of your homeopathic jokes where a word has two meaning and is boring)

Couldn't we just win the championship (or come 2nd or whatever) get the money and the glory and then stayed there to win it again next year?

Iranian dune gets a kicking.

Well you can tell us then. Have you ever beaten off Nigel?

Look at the smile on his face. I would say NA has already been beaten off many times.

'Barclay's Premier league' and 'the cold light of day' seem to be summer additions to Nigel's interview arsenal.

Did we get to this point by talking about wingers?

You can say that again.

Don't be like that Bletch, you are part of the decor in here now and some of us have actually grown to like you and your pompous ways. At first I didn't like that you looked down your nose at people but now I know that you speak like the butler on Downton Abbey and are actually just an unemployed librarian, I quite like it. I don't really understand your jokes but like bear says, you always need a straight man (he doesn't say this when he is clubbing but that's a nuther* story!) *put in that spelling mistake just for your to correct bletchy

Hey, bear and fare, does that count bletchy? Does it? (I think I used does it right bear!) Or is that some other type of homeopathic joke?

Does it? fare!

Come on bletch, stop going around the houses, jump off the carousel and be fare/fair to us. We need to know!

I don't know if it ever does Bear. I have been doing that a few times now and again but to be honest, I think we need Bletchy to tell us when we are using it correctly.

Bloody hell window cleaner, for someone that spends a lot of time up a ladder, a lot goes over your head doesn't it. First the puns on the muppet show and now this It was a joke, playing on Puncheons poor grasp of English and his dancing when Clem wanted to interview him at the end of last season. "Yoshida will have to help Puncheon be understood"

There looks to be 2, possibly 3 Japanese journalists there. How will Yoshida cope with the pressure? Will the English Journalists be able to understand him? His incomplete sentences, poor grammar, bad pronunciation? Maybe Yoshida will have to help Puncheon be understood and to get his point across. He can't do it all by dance, we are not in the football league anymore and Clem is nowhere to be seen.

I preferred this thread when it was about a posh birds tits. Any chance of some more?

Don't blame it on sunshine Don't blame it on moonlight Don't blame it on good times

When I was young, my granddad told me Irish coffee was tea.... I believed him.

He's what?!?!?!?!?!?!?