Tokyo-Saint

Whatever you say Turkish, he still can't say quality without making a an ah sound. Could listen to that every week.

He can say quality properly and doesn't use it every other word. Although he does have a twitch so swings and roundabouts really.

Just to confirm, when you type on here Bletch, are you always speaking English. I mean obviously it is English but is it sometimes old medieval English like you ballack or cunny comments? It's just sometimes it feels a bit Downtown Abbey (the Mrs watches it) or crossword puzzle like. I think Bear is like 90% all right with it as sometimes he listens to radio 4 or reads the Times but I have to say, I am not down with the Edwardian headmaster chat, especially these homophobic jokes. Just joking bletchy, love you really.

That sounds like lounge talk to me Bletch!

Does it?

Bletch has finally lost it. Too much chatting with Bear and me has left him rabbiting nonsense. What you talkin about Willis?

Pevert! (link at the start of the thread, if taken down just google it)

MLG making jokes now when pulling people up for spelling mistakes. I like it Matt, good effort!

Cleeeeeeaaaaaar it! AWAY!

I think that long ball just went wooooosh over your head.

Treat them mean keep them keen eh Turkish?

How old are you bletch? Your location is ruder than that.

The point was bletch, using medieval swear words doesn't count! Come on, gamble. Say a real word like cock or fanny or turn to the dark side, name a good instant coffee and be doomed to the lounge forever.

I don't know bear but she loves to suck on a big pair of bealluc (s). How far are we going back Bletch? Have I gone too far? I have haven't I?

Is that Shakespeare Bletch? You'd better not be using Shakespeare on the muppet show, Bearsy will go nuts.

You mean the plural plural of Bollock? That's (I'm sure bletch will back me up on this) Bollocki as in Lexi for the car.

Buzz?

That is evidence that the mods are in fact run by Hitler and he truly does have 1 ball like the song says! We've cracked another case Bear!

Keep up bear, we are massive in Japan now, like the Beatles, Beckham and my knob (not in that order). It's time to cash in!

You're a *****tease bear! (that's what the retard said anyway). I don't know about p!ck and cock and how they judge one is ok and one is not. I guess they all say down over a curry and had to brainstorm all the words they didn't like and didn't want on their forum. Baj was like "I am not having f3lching or Fuking, not after last time" Steve then went "I want spunk and tits to stay, everyone likes them" they all agreed bum and dicks should stay but Pr!ck should not.

The Japanese bit says please follow. How very polite. Charming man will already be signed up to this.

Was it boobs? (b oobs) Edit - Obviously not! cocks? Edit - again no Ok bear, I give up, what was it?

Not bad bletch, you get half a point for queer, don't know what a josser it but I'm sure it is filthy if you say so. Ballocks doesn't count as it is not spelt that way. Anyone can say "you smelly cant" and get away without angering the mod gods.

What you banging on about bletch? Just play the roulette game for screws sake! It is like you got flattered by TP saying you worked in a library or something and then felt that you needed to write a book. Look, I'll start you off. Things with spunk_ seem to be fine, as does nuts balls and tits. I don't want to make it to easy for you but if you combine spunk with tits, you might actually make a word and even enjoy it (as many of us do).

He scored at the weekend as well