Tokyo-Saint

Can't use that - copyright. It is already a successful straight to DVD series.

It worked

Playing it safe here but... Finger. Wonder if fingered works. Bear's bumhole will get fingered by kingsland when he finds out what he did to his coffee thread.

Is it safe to say that anything with 'job' in is safe? Here goes... Handjob Lols at kingsland coming back on here and getting excited about 2 pages of replies. Thinking there must be some great instant coffee ideas on here, just to hear about your bird getting granny spunks in her mouth and my shopping complaints.

Hey bear, have you ever been to the website pen island .com? Give it a go. They are giving out free pens just for registering your details.

Rusty Trombone

That's amazing bear! Any more? There are some rule I struggle to understand therefore run the risk of fractions. Like Turkish got one for saying mong but saint clarke said retard and it was ok. Spaz is obviously ok as well and as you demonstrated bumhole tits and anal are all fine as well. Very confusing. Like going to bed with a girl for the first time, you just don't know the rules.

I would say the midfield for that game was terrible but the last gasp defending was good.

Leeds away was probably the best back to the walls defensive display of the season.

Sl@g

The problem is my Mrs loves it. Luckily in new Malden there are a few decent Japanese owned shops that tend to supply some of the restaurants in town. It still costs about £20 for two but is much better value than going to a restaurant in London with a load of Korean and Thai staff. The mrs made a mean okonomiyaki yesterday.

And for that reason, I'm out.

Japanese food around the world is such a rip off and for no good reason. It is like anyone that opens a Japanese restaurant suddenly thinks they should charge double what they need to. Good Japanese food is, in the most part, fairly cheap to make.

I think it might do bear. I once had a mate who was always up for going out for drinks at the weekend, messing round with biitches etc. Then suddenly his bird got preggers and he deleted his facebook. Everything disappeared, it was like he never existed. He never came out any more and to tell you the truth I haven't seen him since. The only problem is, if someone has already made a copy or screen shot of the page. If this has happened then you are fukked. If you do go on Jeremy Kyle to sort this out and you are up for a lie detector test. Can you get me tickets for the audience? I can shout stuff out when your biitch is talking to make her lose her stride or whatever. Plus I would love to tell Jeremy to fukk off and get a proper haircut.

Not a big fan but there is are a couple of great places in Tokyo. One which has massive fish tanks and they kill the fish there and then. Instead of saying what you want, you chill out, have a drink and every few minutes they shout out which kind of fish just got it. The animal rights people might not like it (don't see why not as the fish is killed very quickly) but the sushi and sashimi is as fresh as it gets. I am not at all into the generic carp, full of mayo the supermarkets pump out. The rice is dry and hard and the fish is non existent.

Monaco

Don't worry bletchy, It is only a matter of time before this turns into a word association game.

If it wasn't for women there would be very few shops in the world if any. The shops that there would be, would be simply functional. Maybe everyone would shop online or just pay some money for some insurance. You would put somewhere what you like and when that ran out, the company would pay out and supply a new one. I was in Cyprus recently and got dragged rounds shops and shops selling the same absolute tat. They were full of woman looking for a bargain and then blokes like me looking at their phones wishing Cyprus had 3G. If anyone moans this has gone off topic - then it shouldnt be posted in the muppet show. That's what we do, take things off topic, talk crap and then turn it into some kind of word association game. Take it to the lounge, in there 2 people will argue for days and days about which coffee is best and if god had a say in making it.

Sorry Bear, I thought it was the lounge and before you know it, I had replied. I do like coffee though Bearsy, as you get older it replaces crack and pills and £1 shots of tequila and stuff. I once thought it was all the same and then one day my Mrs bought some from the £1 shop. It tasted like muddy water!

Everyone knows Kate loves a southpaw.

That's the one!

That was my question!

The result of at least 500 years of inbreeding. Seen similar freekish things on portsea island.

Can we cash in for that?

Bear quotes are exempt!