Tokyo-Saint

That's the best so far. Everton are a tall team who get crosses into the box. I hope we don't surrender the wings like we did against Arsenal and play with a tall back line. I wonder if they will target Clyne like we did against Palace last year.

And yet you sung their names throughout.

Agreed.

I saw a programme before bear (This bit of the thread might be moved to the arts forum I know) about fat kids in America. I think it was called half ton teens or something. Anyway all of these kids had what's known as a 'feeder'. Lets face it, if this dude can't be bothered to get up for a shizzle he isn't going to be walking down to McDonald's is he? In many of the cases it was the mum that was the feeder. In some, she may have lost a baby before or it might just be that she like babies and doesn't want her kid getting older and independent. Most of these feeders are mental, whether it is their fault or not. Anyway, at one point this big guy goes to the hospital to find out about surgery and as he is walking back from the car and into the house, he stops, looks a bit sad and says "mummy, I've sh1t myself". Now this guy is about 19 and if I did that at 19, my old dear would be making me clear it up myself but this (as I said before mental) woman seemed to revel in it. She was like "oh baby, don't worry, it's not your fault, accidents happen". She then helped him clean himself, with him just lying there like a baby. I think she needed to feel needed and enjoyed that fact he was a big fat baby. I am guessing that this is what happens with the guy above. *Mods please feel free to move this to the art section.

My brother and his mates did but that is one I am glad I missed. My point wasn't really the weather or if I should go or not, it was about the price elasticity of normal fans to watch a mostly 2nd team in a 2nd rate cup competition. £15 is proving to be too much for most, if it was a fiver I bet loads would fancy going after work and we would get at least 20k.

I've got the video if you want bear? Can you do attachments to pms?

Don't know if you noticed or not bear but he is sitting on what looks to be a puppy training pad. I would guess that he is too big to actually make a move to the toilet and just goes where he is. In some ways this seems convenient. I mean I actually need a **** now but can't be arsed to go. Sitting on a puppy pad would be useful but I think the Mrs would complain.

Clamping is illegal now so I guess this is ok? Anyone confirm?

Palace supporting mate is not at all impressed with Martin. Says he doubts he will get a game again and has a head like a 50 pence piece.

My sat nav has live traffic otherwise I would have gone straight into it. Was able to go down Hill lane and then A31 so was able to miss it luckily.

What was the answer?* *asking for a friend.

I didn't think he was much older than 12.

Is this the first forum rape case?

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He made all the pies He made all the pies Gaston Ramirez, Gaston Ramirez, He made all the pies

XFM in London or Kiss if the Mrs is in the car and wants Rihanna. If not then 5 live or talksport. I know what you mean about radio 1, whenever I listen to it, they are always doing shout outs to people or worse having them actually on the programme to talk about their friends or what they are up to at the weekend. This must be interesting for their friends and no doubt great for them but I don't see the appeal to the general public.

Or he knows how to stop them scoring and is not distracted by a tall guy with an afro.

I've got no idea why you were not selected to be a mod. Have you figured it out yet captain?

He's not dune! is he?

I think he thought pleb was the softer of the words he used. He probably thought he was using a watered down insult like twit, or berk, or c*nt.

Delldays do you travel to your sub in a time machine? Also, out of interest, do you wear a double breasted suit?

How much of a while ago? Like Turkish said, even in the 90's single breasted Olive jackets were popular. Very true, I will add them to the list.

I can sell you some fake ID on the cheap.

But can he climb a fence at an away match to start some chants? Queen of hearts or not, I've never seen Kelv do this.

BLETCHY....... I thought we agreed? No more jokes.