Tokyo-Saint

I have thought about this many times but it was a long time ago. I think Guy Askham was the boss back then. I could take a personal claim out against him or tell watchdog but I think they have bigger fish to fry.

Maybe they outsourced it? Part of the deal with the printing company? I think the national lottery put an end to my raffle ticket selling days. I didn't even get a letter dropped on my door matt or a refund of my wasted bus fair into town that day or entry to the ground that day. It appears NC has made some improvements on the old way of doing things.

What would you wear if you went Turkish?

When I was young, I used to work at the Dell selling raffle tickets for £1. I got 10% of anything I sold (sometimes up to 12 tickets) and into the game for free, standing in the crap bit between the West stand and the Milton Road stand. Then one day I arrived at 1pm on the match day as usual and was told that the club wasn't selling the tickets any more. No phone call, no notice, nothing. I was left high and dry and in those days, I didn't even have a Cortese to blame. Anyway, after a couple of years I got over it and went on to live an almost full life. I hope the programme sellers find this story inspirational in their hour of darkness.

Details in the next programme, all you have to do is find one. To make it easier NC has out himself on the front.

14 and still a virgin? Jim'll fix it.

Not old mate, just not a peodo like jimmy Savile.

She is 20 jonboy, jimmy would never go for someone that old mate.

I bet it started with "now then, now then, what have we here?"

Oh no, we really are pompey

When I was in Japan Bear, I used to work with a lot of Americans and most of them were like this. They are either being boringly nice to each other or talking about their feelings. I think that when they remade the inbetweeners, they had to make it realistic for the American audiences. If you watch American Pie carefully, there is a lot of 'I love you man' stuff in that too and loads of feelings stuff as well. I think they get away with it though as Stiffler is not like this and the other bits can be funny. The worst thing about American programmes is that they don't seem to know or want to know when to stop. Like the Office in the UK was perfect for the 2 seasons and a special as was Extras, Inbetweeners etc. In America though it seems like they want to find a big franchise and then drag it out for as long as possible, until in the end after 12 seasons you hate the show you used to love.

Not sure zepster, I can see why she might be considered fit, nice knockers etc. But I can also see how she could star in the next chipmunks movie and not need any make-up.* *this is the point where you make a joke about stuffing her cheeks with your nuts.

Hands up who googled iCarly then? Nah me neither. http://www.justjaredjr.com/photo-gallery/104821/icarly-ifight-shelby-marx-09/

He looks like the ugliest blow up doll in the world there MLG. The Japanese Katakana on his T-shirt is also a bit strange.

Maybe NC spent some of it on that Brazilian virgin Windows has been trying to sell. All this talk about Guls feeling homesick, got to cheer him up somehow.

How much of this money is going to Guly as well?????

Ah but it is for a good cause windows and if you read the fine print, you also get to join the mile high club at the same time. The biggest problem I have with it, is although she looks reasonably fit in her promotional video, she also looks a complete ****. All that happiness and spinning around on the beach. Is there any chance of getting your money back if you meet her and then are not up for it? Does the distance selling law cover this kind of thing? Also, I see the guy only got $1000 but I guess he will be happy just to get some action.

Window cleaner, I have no idea what you are talking about but I am defiantly intrigued. Can you please post a link and an application form. This sounds like a job I may be interested in. Many thanks in advance.

Wanna make up an SOS saints Turkish? Or are you too far in with the trust?

Yeah whatever. Who's up for a sit in protest after the Fulham game? We can really get our point across in front of the sky cameras. WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED!

Obviously he is serious. It is a serious business this computer game making stuff up. Within 24 hours of us bringing it up he has skate geek FMPR on his back. This could amount to an all out Poindexter war with Miles standing in the middle in a smelly brown T-shirt. FMPR, I wouldn't worry about it if I were you, by the Jan update, your club may no longer exist and you will be back to stamp collecting and 6 w@nks a day.

Scotty!!! aka Jimmy Carr, now I know where you get your jokes from.... The lounge!

ooooppps! Don't worry though, the girls said it was still creamy.

Esther found jimmy's diary, Apparently the last entry was about 12 years old.

I wish people would stop doing Jimmy Savile jokes, that means you and you and you.