Turkish

Someone yells "stop!" taps out, the banter is over.

better to be alone on a mong board you want to be on than surounded by planks on one you dont.

rule 2 is you do not talk about tms

jog on you sigh or i'll open you up like a garden fete

the First Rule of TMS is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT TMS

how can i have lost him when i am him you plum, plank, lemon ffs?

This is my board. I set the rules here. The muppet show is ours the muppet show is ours, f*ck off baj, the muppet show is ours

He is the Morrisey of internet Mong boards.

lets take this place over and turn it into the new b-anter. WE POST WHERE WE WANT, WE POST WHERE WE WANT, WE'RE THE M-KAT, WE'LL POST WHERE WE WANT.

and he's posting as This Charming Man.

Thanks for your input!!

Such is modern football. You have to deal with agents and you have to keep them sweet. Regardless of if people dont like it or not, that is how it is.

Shut up verbal

After the blockbuster of mongboard wars a few weeks ago and the arguing and complaining about threads being ruined this episode is evidently 'the mods strike back' episode. The good news is a few prequels are set to be released. The first will go back to the days of Amygate, the mongboard community was in disarray due to the sudden collapse of saintsforver. Along comes Baj to keep the mongboard world Alive but he quickly becomes corrupted by power and wants to stamp out the few remaining banterers off of mong boards forever. Not to be denied the small band of rebels continue their quest to keep mongboards a place full of wit and banter and not be dominated by Baj and his cohorts attempts to stamp out any humour at all. Maybe the days of B-anter could be the Phantom Forum edition? I await the return of Dune in the upcoming return of the banterer to come back in a blaze of glory. Or in a Shocking twist, is he still amoungst us?..........

Irish blood english heart FFS

Hello Nick G, how are you sir? I wondered where you'd got to the other day.

We just need to write those games off, if we get a point it's a result and a massive bonus. If the top teams turn up we get spanked simple as that. No shame in that, city did it to United last season, United did it to Arsenal. It games against the Wigans, Norwiches, Swanseas, Stokes and WBAs that will determine our season.

I'd oly recommend moving to London if you move to proper areas and live with salt of the earth Londoners. Bermondsey, Eltham, Bethnal Green, Lambeth Proper working class London areas. Go there and eat jellied eels. Go in proper pubs, go and sit in people's front rooms and drink tea from Charlie and Diana's wedding tea cups. Watch reruns of Marry Poppins and learn all the words to Step in time. Learn cockney rhyming slang and go on and on and on and on about how you are related to the Krays or the Richardsons. Become a cheeky little chappie and walk along with your head bobbing from side to side. Become a proper person. Do it. Move to London.

Stoke remind me of us when we went down, had a good few seasons but now got an ageing squad which they haven't really improved with any real quality for a couple of season, they'll struggle. Wigan, WBA will also be down there. Like it or not we're in for a relegation battle as things stand. That bottom five or six will include Stoke and could be in any order. Although I think West Ham will do the best of the promoted sides.

How do you get a gay bloke to f*ck a women? Sh*t in her c*nt.

Bermondsey. Anywhere else is bottling it.

They will score more goals than Alan Shearer this season. FACT

Shut up Turkish.

Was reminded of an old one today, when someone is giving a drawn out explanation as to why Somethg hasn't been done - "spare me the labour pains and just get me the baby"

You're right. I'm younger and got my own Saab!