Turkish

I wonder if Guly had been playing left midfield if Fox would be our current other whipping boy?

He shares his name with a soap star Cropper cropper Who's married to man which is quite bizarre Cropper cropper He works in a cafe and is very dull But our croppers ace and he plays in goal Cody cropper no relation of Roy.

To the tune of Bob the builder Jay Rodriguez, can he score? yes he can!!!! LOL!!!!

Batman. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na Jay Rod. That would be WACKY

Blaming him for the goal, the over reaction everytime he is anything less thn brilliant. Meanwhile some of our golden boys are beyond reproach.

Rodriguez, wooh wooh He comes from Burnley, he f*cking hates Pompey

One Jay Rodriguez, there's only one Jay Roriguez Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

Ha ha!! First time I've seen this thread, we really do have some utterly clueless dinlow fans.

I wish I was you, but I dont want to be the person you want to be. Never thought He'd be jealous of trousers Regards Turdish.

End of season.

What job do you do now and what do you wish you did? Current job - paper and printer cartridge telesales consultant Desired job - proffesional Internet spaz board user or criminal psychologist Loves to brag about my job whilst dreaming what I want to do. Regards Turkish

Maybe we're replicating our transfer policy for strikers with glovesmen?

I agree and think we should only keep animals in cages that have been unkind to other animals. Like if we see a rabbit forcing itself on another rabbit that is rabbit rape and we should take the guilty rabbit and make him live in a cage as a pet as punishment. Hates criminal animals. Regards Turkish.

Yep, it just happended to end up there everytime after they humped it long into the big haired freak.

I'm surprised they didn't write Adkins Camps it up in chase for Lee.

I've got a custom built 65inch Bang and Olufsen Beovision 12 ultra slim 3D pazma with built in video conferencing and NASA satellite tracking and that's just in my games room!! Loves a brag on the internezzzz Rgds Turkish.

Yep, Everton certainly looked like a long ball team as they walked through our midfield and ripped us apart down the flanks time and again on Saturday.

Yes do tell. The only thing I saw him say was it was a tough place to go and home games would be key this season. Didn't see anything at all that could be described as negative.

We'll see. Personally I think West Ham have been efficient and effective. People keep saying they've had it easy but you still have to win these games and They've got results against the teams you need to beat to stay up. Theyve not concede many, they look hard to beat. I dont think Arsenal will score 6 against them Saturday for a start. We'll probably have a few Villa games where we score a fair few and win comfortably, but we'll also get a fair few more thrashings if we carry on like we are. Most teams have players that can hurt you and with our defensive set up we are alway liable to concede, which means we might struggle against teams like West Ham who are solid and efficient and also capable of catching us on the break.

Having mocked dull drums I actually want to get into it myself. I always play about 3 times at the start of summer round the time of the first bank holidays and then don't get round to it again for the rest of the year. So any tips on where to get lessons and which is a decent brand of clubs to start with would be welcome.

Dull drums, I think you might be suffering from an early midlife crisis fella. All this wanting to take up new stuff, MMA, Golf, diving. Have you bought a motor bike and starting shaving your chest as well?

If Boruc had played and we'd taken all of our chances we'd have won though.

Yeah, not quite as hilarious and ingenious as 'turdish' and 'turdman' is it.

Oh dear he's full of the insults today. But then I would be once I realised how stupid i looked in my plan for success this season depended totally a goal keeper we've never seen play saving every shot and our strikers scoring every chance they get. I think Cul De Sac Saints is more apt.

I agree, which is why i find the dismissing of West Ham as being far, far better than them and will beat them easily as obsurd and naive. In reality the top three or four are much better than the rest, then there are three or four like Everton & Spurs just behind them, then not much between the rest, all have good players, but all are lacking quality some positions. Which is why i maintain being hard to beat away from home is going to be vital.