Turkish

When i am unvieled as a mod you will be infracted for this.

Sorry, i'm struggling to see any difference to how it is now.

Ask Neil Warnock and Ellot Ward if they are with you on that.

Would you go as far as to say it'd be like having a new signing Jamie?

Im not surprised you aren't interested. It'd clearly be too much hassle.

Mrs Turkish sold her Iphone 3 on ebay for about 90 sheets a few months ago. Correction - just checked, it was actually £150.

Tell us what you really think. Don't be shy For if you are shy for tomorrow, You'll be shy for one thousand days

It's better to confess all your sins after several large gins.

Would you go as far as to say you cant stand me now?

Bearsey has clearly Met two fellas over gin and mixers who've talked for a while so he'll soon got the picture

Bearsy. The more that you follow me The more I get lost You think that you know me You're p*ssing me off Yeah you say that you love me Why don't you f*ck off?

It'll be like having a new signing.

persoanlly i like talking over gin in tea cups and leaves on the lawn

Can we out these snidey f*ckers doing it quietly by PM? This is sneaky behaviour to make them appear sensible and doing it for the right reasons when we all know it's for the glory.

I never said it was clever, i just like getting leathered. Pete Doherty c2005 Pete speaks for me.

5.7 per day. Pah. Im at 6.5 per day over a five year period. A consistant level of performance to make even the biggest mongboarder proud. Although Dell Days is streets ahead of all of us.

How come no one has having Lee back will be like having a new signing?

For those unsuccessful applicants, may i ask that you feed back to them why they didn't get the role so they can work hard to improve thier performance in the future. I look forward to working with you in the future and confirmation of my appointment by PM on friday. Thanks Dorkish

It's true. The only people that say money doesn't make you happy are the ones that dont f*cking have any.

I'd buy Totton and change their name to FC Saints of Southampton.

and you can start threads with the words, "Nicky asked me to ask you..........."

I'd introduce flexible and dymanic pricing as is everyones dream on here to see it at SMS so the board will reflect that. It's £5 to join and get access to the minor forums, such as the motor and arts ones. If you want to post on the main board or lounge though it's an extra £10 a year. To be able to read responses it's another fiver and to start threads and edit posts another £10 a year. These prices could go up or down, depending on how busy the board is though.

I'd buy the forum off Baj and run it myself.

Jack Rodwell and Adam Johnson.

On another note what would you do with the money? That is a ridiculous amount of money. I'd pay off all my families debts and mortgages then travel the world for a couple of years i think. Come back and buy a nice place and then set up a couple of businesses. Probably a couple of bars and resturants with people running them for me and do property development and import wine. Obviously this would involve losts of travelling Do a bit of voluntary work and play lots of golf. I dont think i could sit around doing f*ck all.