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Waiting ages to be served and surrounded by working class football fans? Sounds like a normal away day to me. You need to toughen up a bit son.

Just what exactly do you mean by this?

no, no, there is loads going on, it's just like Top Gun, but it's all classified.

Thats your own fault for dressing like a c*nt.

no, neither do i.

When you say not very pleasant, what do you mean? My version of not being very pleasant would be getting a bottle round the canister, or at least being told to f*ck off out of here before the whole pub irons me out, what is yours?

did you know he's travelled the world? He's never mentioned it, i had to drag it out of him.

to be fair i've never seen tubby in a snide SI, although his Ben Sherman comment has been amunition for years.

you should have a look at Victorinox, One True Saxon & Barracuta too, decent quality reasonable prices and dont see much of it down here. Not like Lyle and Scott which is f*cking everywhere these days

that is easy. Ugly, scruffy, smelly and three stone over weight. Serge is okay, but blokes 25+ should have found their own identy by then, not trying to mimick his, badly.

Hardly to the same degree as mods, punks, casuals and indies heads though. A lot of kids these days have the metrosexual look, which disgusts me. And those two have a lot to answer for.

FFS ladies you are going to Swindon, not Bermondsey, grow a pair and drink where you feel like it.

i think Jamie did, usually he is the first one to talk himself up, obviously.

like your Luke 1977 wearing pals, Dan Bowers and Alex Reid?

even the ones that think we can sign any player we want and think we are a more attractive proposition for a player than Glasgow Rangers.

This is England 86 was an excellent example of what you say. I think for youths this is important as style and music defines a generation and gives them something to look back on in later life. GOing back through history you had the Teddy Boys, Mods, Skins, Punks, Casuals but since the mid ninities and the Brit pop/indie boom no clear style and music link. Like you say kids of today have no sense of identiy, no purpose, no place. Modelling themselves on no marks like Jordan and thinking they can all be famous by having zero talent. What is sad is when older people, blokes in their mid twenties upwards have not grown out of this, still modelling themselves on actors or musicians, like Serge from Kasabian.

Haven't you got any plants to water you poor sensitive, fragile, little flower?

you just know he'll get the job, the media love him. THe FA will bow to fan/media pressure and appoint him, guranteed.

obviously some right c*nts there too then.

no, you aren't.

I agree with your setiments, but IMO 60% of people on this forum are seriously deluded or mental, 20% are negative drama queens and panic merchants with the other 20% who are relatively realistic and actaully know what they are talking about.

Personally i would never do this as i think you need to have your own style, which comes with self confidence. I'd also never compare myself to anyone else as that'd just insult myself. However you see a lot of of this going on. A while back a lot of people had Beckhamesque haricuts, when i was a teenager, Ian Brown, Shaun Ryder then Liam Gallagher and DAmon Alburn were the choice of a many of my era as fashion role models. What about today? I see quite a few wanting to look like Serge from Kasabian. Great band that they are i always feel a little bit of sympathy for those that try to look like other people, must be something about themselves they are not quite content with.

why? There is nothing wrong with it, i am just curious, not about being gay, but who we think are the most likely to be in our squad.

They say one in 10 people are gay so by that ratio we should have at least one in our match day XI and possibly one on the bench. There would also definitely be one on the bench if you include physios, coaches etc. So who do we think are ours?

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