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With you totally on that one, it doesn't excuse him because he did kill someone through his own stupidity, ignorance, arrogance, whatever it was, its not like he couldn't afford a taxi is it! But obviously having paid the consequences and done the time a man still has to make a living.

You can hardly compare the two. Barton is a thug who has repeatedly bullied people, including his own team mates. Lee Hughes made a huge mistake, yes he was a ***** and i am sure he would do anything to turn the clock back but he has paid for his offence and should be allowed to rebuild his life, let he who is without sin cast the first stone.......

Because the average football fan is known for his love of a health diet. :smt120

to lightweight, Messi wouldn't cope in league One, as Lawrie Mac would say you need violinists and road sweepers in every team. I'd prefer a bid for Steven Gerrard, he is unsettled at Liverpool and we could tempt them with a bid of £40m. I also think we should be looking at Ribery, he wants out at Bayern and what with his love of hookers we could put him in touch with Avram Grant who could recomend the local hospitality, that might clinch the deal. I'd play 3 in midfield, Gerrard, Xavi and Morgan with Lallana & Ribery out wide and Ricky through the middle, thats of course if we cant tempt Samuel Eto from Inter.

two pints of ambition with an aiming for the top chaser coming your way son.

Great up front and loves good hard tackle though.

I day dream about far more exciting things than Xavi in a saints shirt. Lucy Pinder out of one for starters.

thats not a good idea, since she split up with lenny Henry she's been on hunger strike, Doctors have given her 40 years.

Yes i know but had copied the wrong post. To busy dreaming about Xavi pulling the strings of our midfield.

Shut up you ****.

Shut up you ****.

Quite right too, this was a serious post about a possible new signing and as usual its got into mud slinging from the same old protagonists.

What about 'Avi ? that would work. Plus you'd save £2.50 on the missing letter.

Dont forget its home of those inspirational authors, the Brimson brothers.

We are aiming & building for top flight now. Think big.

In your opinion. I bet you never thought then current European footballer of the year Kevin Keegan would sign for us too, but he did.

No, its not a big game tomorrow so i am going down to Swanage to look in the window of some bric a brac shops and then go for a cream tea.

Why is it ridiculous?

Who could forget the daily updates from our top Spanish fan with how close the deal is to being done but never actually happening. didn't he eventually end up at Blackburn and was total pony? What about Kevin Phillips, remember people loosing their rag over that one because his mum died during negotiations and it got delayed by a couple of weeks. Everyone ****ting themselves that the deal had fallen through

Shut up you ****.

Why? he could be part of a creating a dynasty. If not as ridiculous as it sounds. I'm sure full top internationals and champions league players are crawling each other to get here. If we are building for the premier league this is the sort of player we should go for.

oh i forgot tictac, he didn't score 11 out of 10 in his last game so is currently out of form so not worth a ****, although Griffin scored a couple for Cirencester Town v Totten wedneday night, we should give him a look.

After Barcelonas faliure to win the champions league this season Xavi might been looking for a move elsewhere. He has often said he likes playing for ambitious clubs, which we are. He has also spoken of his admiration for Matt Le Tissler so obviously has a knowledge and love for Saints. We could do with a creative midfielder and he certainly is that and would fit the bill of a player who we could build a squad for the premier league with. With our billionaire owner we could afford him. Maybe this is not as far fetched as it sounds. I wonder.......

i dont know, got to be worth a wager next season, what odds saints to win the league and score +100 goals? 40-1?? That is worth a fiver of anyones money.

But that newspaper will report it with their standard lines of how it resembled a scene from Braveheart, people were running for their lives and a pregenant woman and 85 year old pensioner were forced to take cover whilst some nameless eyewitness will speak of their terror. In fact i could probably write it the report of events now and get it more or less word for word.