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JFKs at the end of ocean village was alright when it first opened. Simons wine bar used to be decent for an older type, lizard Lounge and Rhino were my preferred places late 90s, early 00s.

No. I’d rather clap with my hands covered in your shit

You went on holiday to Portsmouth? Was it supporting a charity or something ?

That too.

What? Eriksen would be our best player by a mile. We won’t be in for him though as won’t have a high resale value

Is he any good?

That’s nothing Jamal Lacelles and Jack Stephens were part of my champions league winning Harrogate Town back 4 on the 2011 version. Just goes to show with good management what is possible

Well I can even that up by saying how Shit I think Mason Mount is. Great against crap premier league teams, offers little against decent opposition

Stirling misses an open goal from 4 yards 🤦

Christian Eriksen released by Brentford we can but dream

Heard that story before from other people. A very dismissive way to do things especially the hype we give our own academy and doing things properly. Ings was great for us always seemed a good character but I wouldn’t want him back now time to move on

Can we send them Stephens, Walcott, Djenepo and long as well?

We ain’t exactly United at the best of times

Transfer fee won’t be an issue if they get £20m for spence. It’ll be waves Armstrong probably for c£40k a week when he joined so won’t want to give that up and championship clubs can’t afford it. Looks like we’re stuck with another dud

Good point

I bet when MLG cracks a joke with his mates when no one laughs he says it louder because he thinks no one hears him

Oh it was a joke, thanks for explaining it.

Performance analysts don’t require transfer fees.

If I recall correctly the last player built up so much as being potentially world class was Ryan Smith

You can’t put a price on morale Jamie

My sources tell me a guy coming in from Sunderland called Luke Cole’s hes some sort of opposition analyst scout. Also worked for Bristol City, WBA and Wales FA in a performance analyst role #ITK

I expect Shane is first on with the rainbow laces so brings something to the table with our champions league level virtue signalling

Hello Mrs Long, how are you?

That's because for a lot of that time Super Les had a secret list of managers which he'd been tracking for years who were the perfect fit for us when the existing one left, the fact they were all unemployed at the time is a total coincidence.

that was about 1997