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Ask any bloke how long their cock is, answer is always in inches.

Bloody hell that makes depressing reading. What do you reckon about £150m of "talent" there in transfer fees. Carillo and Osvaldo got to be two of the worst signings ever.

Free isn't he? Doubt he'd be able to get big wages either. He's a good solid player for sure, one we could do with. It seems strange that when he joined Man U he was hailed as being one of the best young players around. Definitely has that bit of experience and grit we are missing, injury record is questionable though, alough i think he's been fit for a while just cant get in their team.

he was so shit. Didn't we also have Simon Charlton who was also a far better left back than him. Then Paul Jones who whilst wasn't a bad keeper for us we had not long before signed Maik Taylor who was better.

Yeah, back in the days of clubcall they actually announced we'd signed Armstrong only for him to be unviled at Middlesborough the next day

and a saints goalkeeper beaten at their near post again.

You know what they say, buy cheap you by twice. Or in our case you keep on buying until you get lucky

A young championship level striker who doesn’t score many goals, course we’re in for him

He’s like a saints transfer at the end of Les reeds era so useless and overpaid we can’t even give him away

FFS. Meet the new owners same as the old owners. Thought we were meant to be able to move quicker in the transfer market these days. No holds barred. Some sort of sick joke 🤦

Have we signed anyone yet?

Mary Nightingale doing the tea time news 😍

It's disgusting though isn't it and only right the BBC apologise for something someone said that no one knew anything about 60+ years ago.

To be fair i'd prefer Nick Pope over all the keepers with been linked with and plenty we havent. When your obession is resale value though rather than fixing a major issue in our squad for 4-5 years we're very unlikely to get him

How much have you seen of both keepers this season Dirk?

I do, it's hilarious, funny, orginal and very apt for Baled out (see what i did there, LMFAO) it never gets old even after 200+ times of hearing it.

Expect not a single person would have cared or even noticed until they decided they needed to apologise.

He’s the darling of the Liverpool biased media because he’s a young scouse lad playing for them so they’re desperate to talk him up. I don’t rate him that highly either, he always gets found out against the top teams. I’ve just been away with a Liverpool fan who was going on about how great he was and he knows as he watches him every week (on the telly of course) didn’t like it when I pointed out how he looks brilliant against poor teams when Liverpool steam roller them but exposed when he’s got to defend.

So good the other players can’t read his runs, much like Papa Waigo was

Got a sky sports newsflash England players believed to be booed when taking the knee. When will the nonsense end

Patrick Viera and Vincent Kompany agree with you

We’ve got plenty of lemons though

I can’t be arsed to discuss this utterly pointless topic with you as apart from anything else I’m off out for lunch in a minute. No one cares about this apart from you so I’ll let you celebrate this little victory and probably greatest moment in your forum history. Enjoy your bank holiday pal.

Agreed. He’s even bored me with this one, what a complete dickwad

Is it a competitive league, yes or no?