Saint NL

It's either Ant or Dec, I can't tell them apart

When they score, which they will, I just hope it's not Gordon, he's a real little scrote

It was knee to knee. This commentator speaks with a Geordie accent 😂

Lyanco vs Gordon is the battle of the peroxide blondes.

Anthony Gordon looking for his first goal for Newcastle comes close, but we know how that's going to end

http://bit.ly/3Lhi70Z Enjoy

Sulemana looks like he fancies a move to Newcastle, actually seems up for the game today

Bianca from EastEnders is looking well.

Brave must mean something else in Spanish.

Genius from Selles. Confuse the opposition, they won't know what's about to hit them. (That's the only possible explanation) Oh and here's a link to watch this free flowing attacking football masterclass: https://v3.sportsonline.sx/channels/hd/hd9.php

It's all pointing to a nil nil bore draw where Newcastle do everything but score, and Selles comes out and praises our defensive prowess.

Having 10 men is an advantage apparently 🤔 Chris Sutton isn't holding back in his predictions on BBC. He said " Southampton were a disgrace on Thursday, bearing mind they were at home and needed to win the game. I thought their performance was gutless and they offered so little in attack. The position Saints are in, I was expecting them to play with desperation and throw everything they could at Bournemouth. Instead, they looked like a team who had already been relegated. How on earth they got a point against Arsenal last week, I really don't know." and predicted a 5-0 loss.

Anyone else think this ends with Rasmus stepping up to the managers role to "show us how it should be done"? Stranger things have happened

Christ, I'd almost forgotten that. Seems like a lifetime ago.

Anyone driving up to Newcastle on Sunday is a total masochist.

At this point, I wouldn't be surprised to find out he's Nathan Jones in a Scooby Doo-esque mask

The problem is, that saints are too consistent

Surely it'll be Theo. Media trained answers that are just empty words, big smiles and see you next time.

Probably one of his best performances of the season tonight. Proud of him 👍

I actually hope that he's kicked off. At least it shows a tiny bit of fight. But they said on TV that he's got the shits.

In the most Saintsy way, you know we'll pull out one of those battling performances and win it 2-1.

Not true, in my quest to see Everton relegated, it was pretty significant 😎

Get Aribo on as well then. Between the two of them, they might muster a sprint 😳

Surely they fire him, if even to show that they're paying attention.

This is all true. Everything needs a total reset.