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I'm calling it now, Theo Walcott player-manager.

I'd accepted that it would be Marsch, I'm not sure I am mentally prepared for the unveiling of Frank Fucking Lampard Jr 😳

That was unexpected. We go again.

So Leeds need to appoint Ralph in the next week or so and it sets up a hell of a game on the 25th 😳

I don't think Marsch is the man to stop us getting relegated. I do think he is the man to build a good team in the championship and get us back up again. Surviving this season by the skin of our teeth might be worse in the long run. I say we take the immediate pain, get relegated and come back next year stronger.

That would be his biggest contribution towards keeping Saints in the Premier League.

Please be true 🙏

The only manager that guarantees two up top 👀

Now that we have money, Arry would fancy it. Brown envelopes for everyone!

I'd love to see an updated chart, but if Rasmus isn't using this as a metric then he's failing us.

The days of the bald headed manager (like Pep) are numbered. Managers with an (unnatural) head of hair, like Arteta, are in. So I'm calling this one a non starter. Who was that Senegal manager at the world cup? He had great hair, I think he could do a job here.

Surely we can't discount the short term "bung a shit load of cash at Sam Allardyce and hope he delivers" approach? If he fails we start fresh in the championship, if he does keep us up, we get a chance to hire someone and we look a bit more appealing.

Leeds looked fairly solid, but are now losing

I'm sure the sign writers are just adding the finishing touches to the Nathan Jones memorial picture. 2 months at Saints for boss who proves you don't need wins to be a winner, but he is a winner. Twat of the decade.

Great comment on the BBC article. "The end of an error" 😂

Great news, an utter disaster of an appointment. It's probably far too late for this season, but let's get a manager than can restore a bit of pride and make the Saturday afternoons a little happier.

Now the Celtic fans have used this, do you think we could borrow it and make a slight change?

Lets hope he's marking Tall Paul when we play then.

That's the worst bit for me. At least if he could justify his nonsense you could accept it as his opinion and that it's different from yours. It's like when you were a kid and your mum told you to do something, you reply why and she'd say "because I said so". He says words with no thought behind it and still tries to pretend he's smarter than everyone else. Wanker.

duuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrr

Before the game, I thought I'd be ok with losing if it meant Jones would be sacked. Then we played quite well for 45 minutes and suddenly I believed we'd win, and this could be the platform to stay up. Then we lose in the worst and most pathetic way imaginable, and he's still no closer to going. An unflushable turd.

.....home now, but will be back on Monday.

Janny B is playing like he's on the TV show the Undercover Mole. He's secretly sabotaging the team, but the players keep voting out Stuart Armstrong

At the speed he was going, he'll be halfway up the M3 by now towards Luton