Saint NL

There's only one sure fire way of telling if someone was a pro footballer - has he ever roasted a girl with his team mates?

Now that Bitcoin is secured, surely they'll unveil Eric Ten Haag (ETH) as manager 👀

Everton scored 👎👎👎

Selles making a late push to keep the job 🤣

Losing 9-0 is one thing, but 9-0 in a dead rubber is something extra special

Watching the Everton game, their fans are booing everything from the start. As it stands, they're staying up so not sure why they're complaining

It's like he learned to manage by watching the Mighty Ducks films. A team of no hopers take on a rookie coach, using a playbook of some champions.....

Happy to see that someone is making decisions. He needed to go, let's be honest. Good luck to him, he seems a nice chap, just not a premier league manager.

I'm not watching the game, just checked the score and at 2-0 down, I thought to myself "not bad". That's not great is it?

Not sure this is the right thread for this 🤷 Spicy Alan cdajfu in the Championship

That's his second best tweet, after the one about Spaghetti

Sadly, we need two more heavy defeats to ensure he doesn't stay.

Che working on a particularly tough bogey

My friend told me that a puncture repair kit and it'll be good as new 👍

Oh well. That's me done for the season, absolutely no point wasting more time at weekends when there's no effort from the team. It's sunny outside, let's make the most of it

A genuine 1 out of 10 performance. Not a single positive can be drawn from this game. It's kind of impressive to be this bad.

Adam Armstrong hat trick coming up

Died of embarrassment after getting his little winky out on Channel 5.

Violence is not clever, but if someone ran in from the crowd and landed one on Selles, I wouldn't be upset.

I honestly believe it can't be worse than today. This is beyond pathetic

Only Newcastle iirc

Are we sure that the medical team aren't slipping the players a pre match Xanax?

Lyanco kicking Salah into the sun?

I doubt Fulham will ever get an easier three points than this, it's mind blowing how bad we've been

So just a change of players, but the formation stays the same? Being a manager must be so easy