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McCarthy hasn't improved over the summer then

I had high hopes for Edwards but he is not impressing at all. Until his form improves, I'm going to call him Runny Eggwards

It's on sky sports plus

"I'd love to buy your 20 pound note. I'll give you a fiver for it"

Bournemouth getting ripped apart (I know Kepa was only a loan). Remember the glory days when it used to be us getting dismantled by the bigger teams? 😢

It's somewhere between Russell Martin and the Ibiza final boss bloke.

Let's hope he doesn't slam shut like this transfer window

The Isak transfer is going to go until the last minute, so Newcastle better get the Dibling one 99% complete before then...

Great write up, thanks @goodymatt

Spurs buying Eze now, so they're definitely not buying Tyler...... Dibling to Crystal Palace?

That's nothing a season long loan in Turkey wouldn't fix

He's only 19 😱

Just to put emphasis on the numbers in this tweet, Everton are expected to pay £50m next summer for a 31 year old Jack Grealish. Yet, £45m was too much for Dibling.

Might be the end of Everton's interest

Game week 1 team of the week

Sounds like Grealish is going to Everton on loan, not sure if that impacts the Dibling deal at all. But there have been a few deals mooted in the press today, so the transfer window is slowly building up to the rush period

Leicester winning, booo

Fucking vestergaard

If we could increase our xG by 0.05 then it'll probably be as high as 0.06 😱

https://x.com/paddypower/status/1954535864211587264?t=yy52oOQ7ggW1fO7fGuY20g&s= Paddy Power paying out on Celtic winning the league already 🤣

Odds are that one of them is from Chelsea, purely because of the number of players they have available for loan.

Sing along now, "never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down"

26% possession and 4 shots on target. Win 4-1, lovely.

Brizzle city take an early lead in the late game away at Sheffield United

Charlie Austin signs for Basingstoke Town.