Saint NL

We can. And we should. But we won't.

Everton getting bummed by Fulham. The most amazing thing is that no matter how shit we are, we still aren't cut adrift.

Imagine being given a lesson in attacking football by Roy fucking Hodgson.

Let's all appreciate the captain's performance from JWP this afternoon. Do you remember that thing he did? No me neither.

Stu Armstrong is coming on to amble around for a bit.

The big guy won a header..... This is it guys, something's brewing

Bazunu caught one. Lets enjoy the progress the team is making.

Don't like the sound of this

Fuck me, Alcarez just missed another. We could have scored 4 today

Alcarez off the post

Just bet my mortgage on a last minute JWP penalty

Big Paul showing some skills before overhitting a simple pass.... This is awful stuff

Sack Selles tonight. This is Nathan Jones esque. Bazunu is having an absolute shocker.

Fuck me, the replay of the goal make it look even worse. Punch the ball to the striker, watch him knock it in, and then dive.... Jesus christ

ABK will be out for the Arsenal game then.

Smart from Aribo. If he goes off now, and Saints lose this one 9-0, he's pretty much guaranteed to be Saints player of the match

The big fella is coming on.

Elyounoussi on for Aribo on 63 mins 🤣

Would this team be much worse if we put Aribo in goal, and Bazunu up front? Might be worth a try.

Bazunu palmed it straight to the striker, you can't coach that

There we go, palace score

That's one of the worst free kick attempts I've seen in a while

Silly from Lavia to get booked there

Ian Dowie praising Alcarez for showing energy. He's barely been involved.

Aribo is so good, he's going to be man of the match and he's given everyone else a 45 minute head start.