Saint NL

This thread is 59 pages long now. I'd guess it'll be 65 pages by 5pm tonight 😥

Stat from BBC sport: Mohamed Elyounoussi has attempted the most shots (28) and had the joint-most on target (8) of all Premier League players yet to score this season. I don't remember him ever having a shot 😂

We need a rendition of "Nathan Jones, your football is shite" tomorrow. Worked out well last time.

Interesting stat.. Willy Caballero made his senior debut 21 years ago this weekend, for Boca Juniors on February 5th, 2002. Gavin Bazunu, who is currently first choice keeper at Southampton ahead of Caballero, was born 15 days later…

You forgot the lesser known third record player, the shittest 😳

Has a team ever broken their transfer record and sacked a manager in 24hours?

You could apply that to most things, sadly

You misheard, they said the squad is turd.

What makes me laugh is in Nate's head, starting with a back five is keeping it tight and then we can attack them later. But for saints, more defenders just means more people able to make mistakes.

Same again on Saturday? Throw it away and then show a bit of grit once the game is lost. Absolute fucking chancer. Get rid.

That loss is entirely on Jones. Let's see if he acknowledges that in the press conference 🙄

You don't want to know. But if Jones isn't in the job centre tomorrow then people won't be happy....

There's been about 30 seconds of football since 90mins.... Ref should add a lot on the end

Bazunu up, maybe he's a striker after all

Curious to see if we've signed anyone when I check the transfer thread at FT.

Typical. Free kick in a good position and ends up wasting 5 mins on injuries

Wave to that 🤣

Has to be, that still looked awful

Aribo had a semi when he was coming on 🤣

It's a good save but he should save that 9 out of 10 times

Here comes Aribo to inject some pace and running 🤣

So in this two legged tie, both of our strikers have been 1-on-1 with the keeper and missed.

Fucking Armstrong

The Geordies are getting restless.....

Are we going to have a shot at some point? Let's start with that and build up to a goal