Saint NL

I foresee Edozie clean through, but before he can spoon the ball wide, Dan Burn takes him out and gets a red card. JWP scores the freekick, and we play the remaining 20 mins against 10 men needing a goal.....

The Newcastle fans are almost as bad as Everton fans for moaning 🤢

How long did they take with that free kick? 🤣

Much better start to this half

Keeping them fresh for extra time

Lyanco had a mare, and Alcarez was anonymous. Let's hope this change helps

Seeing the goals again, Armstrong for the first sums this team up. He just stopped and whined at someone else.

That stat about ches six touches before the goal, two were kick offs 😳

Genuinely forgot he was playing

He scores when it doesn't matter. Good hit, but this game is well and truly over

Sack the useless twat at half time. Shocking.

This is inexcusable. Every single one out there should be ashamed.

Bazunu has put 2 kicks out for throws in the first 15 mins

Yeah, one in the 7th minute, one in the 12th and the last one in the 14th minute.

Our pass completion stat must be in single digits. Awful.

Lyanco is an idiot

Getting torn apart

All over. Wank

Let's do this. Just to shut up those Muppets on sky sports .....

That line up Let's hope it's a real masterstroke. 5 at the back, keep it tight and unleash some pace later on. Or something.

That right hand side is rapid 😳

But can this guy do the robot?

The dream of the Daphne and Celeste song at Saint Mary's lives on...

I saw elsewhere that Newcastle fans were letting off fireworks outside the Saints team hotel. Let's hope that works as well as it did against Everton...

Fly the new lads straight to Newcastle, they can run straight onto the pitch as soon as they sign on the dotted line