Saint NL

Any idea if this is on the telly?

I think this gif sums up my reaction that Ralph has gone and he's being replaced by Jones.

This is smart from the owners. They've highlighted that we haven't got a midfield, so punting it long seems smart. Shame we got rid of Shane Long to chase those long punts

Glad he's gone, nice fella, some good times but everything is so stale it needed a freshen up. Lets hope the new owners can find us someone to make us all happy again. We need to buckle down and scrape survival this season, invest in the summer and go again

I heard that they gave Ralph's P45 to Che Adams to hand it over, but he missed

https://twitter.com/TheAthleticFC/status/1589304137791012869?t=Vm5wheRBwjiYFrvzejOqYQ&s=19 It's happening 👀

Website performance was as bad as the teams. Bye Ralph. We are shit, can't shoot, can't defend, no midfield and a goalie that doesn't make saves. Recipe for disaster.

Saints fans singing "we're fucking shit"

I say this every week, but bye bye Ralph

So we need two goals against the meanest defense 🤯 3-0

Exactly to the script I predicted pregame 🤔

Need to convert one of these chances.

Decent start to the half tbf

Elyounoussis miss was so bad it took out Saintsweb 😂

DCC did alright at right back before as well

Then clumsy to give away the foul.

We actually look ok. This was unexpected

Very weak from Pope. Finally a decent saints corner

Bazunu needs to do better on these crosses. Newcastle are slinging them in

Yes mate, we're signing Harry Kane, I know this because I'm his GCSE Maths teacher 😳

Using BODMAS that's (2*0)-9 = -9

Hamlet. Lit using a £50 note 👍

So we need to keep it tight, only one nil down at half time before Ralph says "let's try passing forward and having a shot" during his half time team talk. Then we come out second half and have 65% possession, 6 shots before getting caught on the counter and losing 2-0. Bank on it.

Walcotts 400th appearance today. Time to mark the occasion with a hattrick. Or you know, a shot on target. Either way.

Walcott and Adams mean goals goals goals