Saint NL

Welington nosebleed, need him to recover and save us from Manning

It's already a better match than the home game

Tondas white trainers are immaculate

Just thinking the same, name doesn't ring a bell. Hopefully he's decent

I see smelly Westwood is there

Here we go, don't fuck this up

Let's hope our right side clicks pretty quick, Matsuki and Bree have probably never played together 👀

At least we know the Excel spreadsheet wankers have found the randomise function.

Back in the early 2000s, I studied at Portsmouth University. I lived in Fratton whilst I was there and often wore my Saints shirt out and about. Never had any issues whatsoever. I had a part time job and on Saturdays we used to listen to the football on the radio and we had loads of banter about the scores, all in good humour. My housemate worked at the Ladbrokes next to Fratton park and was on good terms with Steve Claridge because he saw he daily placing his bets 😂

Maybe Rohl isn't the master tactician we thought he was

Big statement from the plucky little team in Wales

Ref!

I'll say it again, Peretz kicking is shite

Christ, the defenders panic every time the ball goes near our box

Scienza and Fellows have been much more involved, this is much more like it

Peretz kicking needs a bit of work

Goal scienza

We're definitely playing it forward much quicker today

Adam and Jo have been on the beers pre game I reckon 😂

I just saw Downes make a forward pass ♥️

Armstrong dropped as well. Maybe Tonda grew some balls

A back four it is then. Fuck knows why the image isn't working

There's no way they sack him before Sunday. Purely because no one would be mad enough to step up to be "coach" for that game. If Lallana has serious aspirations to be a manager, then losing on Sunday would be a huge black mark against him before his career has even started. Tonda will be out the door at 2pm on Sunday.

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/loris-karius-interview-liverpool-schalke-b2899623.html? Interesting article about ex-Liverpool keeper Loris Karius who somehow made a decent comeback after an awful time. Maybe Bazunu can do something similar.

We were promised Heavy Metal football. We got the fucking Backstreet Boys 😂