Saint NL

What's the ref playing at?

Lesley is looking more composed today

I thought he was meant to be a jockey 🤣

That was flying in, goal of the month contender

Bournemouth 2-0 up at old Trafford. Leicester getting smashed. Not good for the new managers so far

Surely it's a matter of time before the big fella comes on. Otherwise it's going to be a long half ...

That whole Jedi speech ending in "star wars and all that" just then was pure Alan Partridge

Maybe Russ was right, these long kicks are awful 🤣

If you'd put a fiver on a Armstrong offside and Downes yellow card each game, you'd be rich by now 🤣

Half time. I'll take that, look much more solid than recent weeks. Not much in the way of entertainment, but a point here would be a good start.

Wolves 2-0 up at Leicester

Very soft yellow

Very much looks like we are setup for the 0-0. Maybe he'll shake things up at 70mins if it looks like we can sneak something

The commentators seem to think Fulham are one of the great Brazil sides.

It took 22mins before we started pissing around at the back, old habits die hard

We don't measure that any more. So far, Saints have had 0.2 heavy metals, slightly behind Fulham.

Good pace and strength so far. Looks a decent player

We are definitely slowing down our corners and throw ins. Each one has taken a long pause. Must be a rusk tactic

Much better, one touch football going forward....

First touch for Ramsdale is to punt it long. Big change

That sounds like madness, it'll never catch on

Feels like the first time in a while where you have no idea how the game will go. Bring it on

The more I read about him, the more I like the idea. Three at the back, we need to stop conceding. Seems logical. In KWP and Suga, we have two decent wing backs. They can sling in some crosses. Downes and Fernandes as the double pivot. Tall Paul as the target man with Dibling and one other (Armstrong I suppose). Doesn't sound too bad. Cut out all the suicidal passing in our area, have a bit of a go. There's a lot of shit teams in this league, we should pick up a few points at least.

I like him already. Our squad need a serious boot up the arse, this guy seems to love it. I wonder what he would have made of that tackle on Fernandes on Wednesday night?

Heavy metal football is preferable to the Coldplay we've been watching this season. Anyone know if he speaks English?