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Maybe they disagreed on the comments regarding the newcastle goal in the home leg but jones is cutting off his nose to spit his face here. If we are playing 3 at the back then DCC has to start.

Question - if Enzo Fernandez can come in and play a friday night game for chelsea why cant Paul and Kamaldeen (yes i am on first name terms with them). I would defo have paul starting and bring him off as required if he is tiring or not at the races, I'd also bring on the ghanian gangster at 60mins to cook the brentford right back and get in 3 nutmegs at least in his 30mins.

Am still sticking with my prediction from yesterday 2-0 to us

Jesus christ the build to this game has tuned into a karen convention, take a breath, lets see how we and the players play and then judge everyone on their performance after the game, not how you rate them before. While I am here 2-0 to us.

Looks like he ran into trouble in the channel.

This traitor doesnt deserve a thread anymore

Biggest endorsement i can make for the new signings is I have brought Paul and Kamaldeen into my fantasy team for this week - both on bench but i expect them to be a undervalued gem. Think big paul gets more minutes v brentford given he can actually score goals and has been playing regularly - expect him on 60mins i guess and its baby giraffe time

I wonder what the nutmeg record in a season is in the premier league - reckon Kamaldeen is gonna smash it

Agree the siege tower has to breakdown Brentfords walls

Jesus fucking christ

Its going to be watching a baby giraffe run, its going to be awesome

I reserve judgement completely until we've had all the signings bedded in. Nath has had the same dross so far as Ralph had and he got a decent tune out of them v city. Maybe with more clinical wingers, having goal scoring midfielders (JWP + Charly hopefully) and a striker who doesn't only strike fear into the seagulls resting on the top of roofs his system might work or he might go back to a 4 instead. Lets see how the next couple of games pan out.

The problem is your rating 2 things with 1 rating - money v players careers at saints I voted 10 based on the amount of money spent by us - weve never had a season like it in our history. The other aspect is the players performance, your trying to predict how they will be rated as a saints player when leave us and if we are doing that can someone message me the next lottery numbers.

Nice from Genk website https://www.krcgenk.be/nl/nieuws/4985/paul-onuachu-naar-southampton-fc "In the summer of 2019, Onuachu arrived at the Cegeka Arena. 134 official matches later, the affable Nigerian leaves a nice legacy on our club. That's how he knew 84 times to find the target for our main force. In the 2020 season – 2021 he guided us to the cup win and, with 33 goals on the counter, he was allowed to use the Golden Shoe receive as the best player in the Belgian fields. With its imposing figure in combination with good feet and a huge work ethic without a ball, Onuachu has in recent years become one of the absolute strongholds of our A-core. It was no secret that Onuachu had long dreamed of taking office in the Premier League. The club no longer wanted to deny him that dream. “ He expressed that dream again during a long conversation today. We could no longer stop him from making his dream come true. I am pleased that Paul is also grateful to the club for that ”, Head of Football Dimitri de Condé responds. “ His departure is of course a big loss for our current selection. We shouldn't be bland about that. But we were prepared for a possible departure ”, the Condé reassures the fans. Onuachu said goodbye to the supporters in a personal video message on social media. “ I want to thank everyone who helped me grow here. The different coaches, the technical staff and of course the supporters. I wish the club the best for the future. It is my greatest wish that they can obtain the title. Genk will always be my home, wherever I go ”, it sounded with a clearly emotional Onuachu. The whole Genk family would like to thank Paul for the beautiful years and the unique moments that he has brought to the Genk support. He leaves the club with cup winnings, the Golden and the Ebony Shoe and the title of top scorer. The club and Paul are looking for another moment to give him an appropriate farewell in front of all supporters in the Cegeka Arena.

Some people could win the lottery and moan about having too much money.

From the atheletic this morning Previously Ajax and Manchester United had held an interest in the Ghana international with extensive scouting reports, simiarly to Southampton, indicating his goalscroing record belies his potential. A case in point comes through analysing the underlying data. For instance, Sulemana’s successful carried actions (dribbles that lead to a shot attempt) is in the top 14 per cent of Europe’s top five league. Sulemana’s directness opens up possiiblities and a goalscoring threat that he doesn’t nesseccarily benefit from, but team-mates do.

Can someone get this to nath ?

I asked chatgpt why we play 5 at the back

Well drug dealers go all night but for football players i think its 11pm here

hahahahahahahahah so true, i always assumed it was cos they were poor

6ft 7 long

Surely you jest - out attack couldnt score in a brothel - if they fell into a bucket of tits they would come out sucking their thumbs, our attackers are atrocious. DM is passable for the next 20 games.

Am going back to the transfer window thread - we are at least winning in there

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