Convict Colony

Come on bro this isnt your first rodeo, ours is a life of disappointment with flashes of hope.

Wolves bidding 5.5m for Lemina from Nice

To be fair they know the football wont be entertaining so they've added something else for us to enjoy

I just want us to be good, just for a bit, not ever but 6months would not be too much to ask. I am sick of us hoping something works, we might sign a player before end of jan, we might fluke a win, an attacking midfielder might work out they have to attack the oppositions goal instead of ours. Probability says we cant be this shit for so long but it seems its the only metric we can outperform.

When I comes off we are clever, when it doesn't we are buffoons, such is life. For a club or our size to punch above our weight we have to be clever, the issue was though that Ramos at Benfica made it through CL qualifying and decided to stay just before deadline and Benfica didn't need to sell. Let's be honest Benfica qualified in the same group as PSG and Juventus, I don't think we can blame the club for thinking those 2 would get through and Ramos would be free to join after. If I was to blame anyone it would be Juventus for being shit.

Yeah fair play you were banging the drum for him given he wanted out of Belgium asap, I suppose if the club thought they were getting Ramos and potentially Gakpo they thought they had a big upgrade on him and had Mara as their development project.

Just got off the blower with ings and this was his reply.

Hopefully the light show is our first XI being armed with lightsabers and killing the entire forrest squad.

might be trying to not get injured ?

You do realise villa actually have good players and expensive playerswho were under performing with gerrard. Emery cost a decent wedge to get in, jones did not cost this 4mil i see posted according to the luton fans its more like 1.5m.

I find this one funny as everyone complained about ralph having only Plan A so now we are having a go at the guy for trying to find a system that works and helps us win a game.

The MIGS are going to love that, they already call Jones a snake in a friendly sort of way.

I'm gonna say Che, he tries to lead by example and also has a go at people.

I think i remember seeing moffi as being on about 20k a week at lorient - if we triple that he'd be here quick smart

AN ACTUAL RUMOUR

New year new opportunity. I expect the players have decided this year we will be a mix of barcelona, real madrid and PSG and go on a run for the ages and we qualify for Champs league. We easily stroll past forest and their 800 players, i expect a goal fest for us and can only see this ending 7-0. Goalscorers: Che 3 Edozie 2 JWP 1 Lavia 1

I assumed this was a parody account but if its real welcome to being a saints fan Rasmus.

Give them a relegation clause for a set fee and i bet we could get a decent one.

It's over, unless we can get a striker who scores we are fucked

Next game I want 1 goalie and 10 defenders next game, we should at least not concede and won't hurt out goals for stat

Could be worse, we will be undefeated for the year in 6.5hrs

Watching us is how my wife feels. Lots of effort, some hope but ultimately disappointed and resigned to the long term hope things improve.

Biggest fantasy I have is this. "Southampton score from a corner, it a unstoppable header into the net from the defender. Later in the game southampton makes a sub who has an instant impact, he beats 2 men and then cooly slots it around the keeper, the saints are in total control here".

Really ? u think Rasmus would eat humble pie that quickly. The main problem is out forwards fire more blanks than a eunuch.