Convict Colony

KWP doesn't kill himself to stop crosses does he

Let me be the kiss of death. Moi you've been on average shit every game you've started this season and consider me generous I'm only counting this season. Do something or get on the bench

Oh god I've got the male Karen Carney, Jamie carragher commentating on his good mate Gerrard's match. Question - what you expecting from this game. Answer - A different Aston Villa.

your avatar never fails to make me laugh, that dude was a fucking numpty

I'm not sure you know how contracts work 🤣

lets see how much of a villa fan he is, they are about to stand vigil so he he doesn't have his phone out watching a stream then he's a plastic fan.

havent checked my stream yet but praying to allah, buddha and tom cruise that its not karen carney

Maitland niles is injured

Come on bro, come to the side of optimistic before the reality of the game hits home, it makes it all so bearable 🤣

hmmm the record is inconclusive: - Princess Di - villa won 3-0 away to barnsley the first game after - Queen Mother - villa drew.

Ok no messing about this game lads. Lets stop letting teams score first before we click into gear, I want ABK and Mo destroying anyone who comes near our goal, I want JWP to be in this game as he's been a bit off it so far this season. I want Moi to put down his secret photos of ralph and a sexy piano and remember he is a baller not our weekly scapegoat, I want moussa to stop thinking what to do and just be moussa and I want balls into the box for che with people ready for knockdowns. After 60mins I want Edozie to replace whichever 8 isnt performing and I want Mara to be up top with Che or Arma. I demand a 3-0 victory or more and i finally request rain so i can see how bald danny ings truly is.

hahaha sorry just saw this after i posted mine

no 3rd activity or does that depend if we win 🤪

Yeah it was a weird one, i posted a link or mentioned their financial results last year and they really needed champs league this year to get them back into profit and they didnt sell either gakpo or sangarre and brought in el ghazi. Am really not sure if he will start either for NL, competition is fierce for these positions, bergwin, depay, berghuis etc "On the final day of the last transfer window, the PSV management would have received "an urgent and compelling request" from the supervisory board (SB) to sell Gakpo. The supervisory board reportedly made it clear that either Gakpo or midfielder Ibrahim Sangaré had to be sold in view of the finances. The 23-year-old Gakpo was in the final days of the transfer market in the explicit interest of Southampton and Leeds United, among others. But the bids were too low to sell the attacker, according to the management. Reportedly, De Jong received the support of general director Marcel Brands and commercial director Frans Janssen in the decision not to sell Gakpo. Part of PSV's supervisory board is said to be "very displeased" about the management's conduct. 45-year-old De Jong has not yet been fired, but there is "a breach of trust on both sides". The director is also reportedly accused of stagnating PSV's sporting progress under him."

First 2 games with the 5 at the back 6 goals conceded. Following 4 games 4 at the back 4 goals and with ABK chipping in with an assist as well. Id suggest after our initial brain fart with 5 at the back the signs are encouraging we have a solid defensive unit when we play 4 compared to previous seasons.

Absolute unit, aggressive CB and likes to do surging runs, quality player. ABK = All Ballers Killed Now watch him be shit tonight.

I foresee an Aribo masterclass today Mr tickle is going to have a laugh with this lot.

In know we are all hip and woke and all but is selecting Alex Scott ex player now a good female commentator fair on the players who missed out on the U20's.

Southgate should of saved himself a defender and had KWP as an option for both sides and added another midfielder.

Also bid for sangaree from PSV as well

I have no idea about this starting team, part of me wants to see edozie start but I'll assume he'll be a 60mins + sub for a while to run at tiring legs. Wonder how/where DCC will fit in, I can't believe we will swap to 3 at back again just to play him given how much better we've looked. Mara I'd like to see play a bit more as well.

Am happy to showing players porn on the iPad before they come on.

wait and watch hahahahaha