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hang on is my stream ages behind or have we scored a 3rd ?

Is Puncheon Arjen Robben from the Champs League final, cut inside and shot yourself no matter what.

Didn't see the goal as I was reading this bloody thread, but f*ck it I hate this no mark commentator who has basically spent the entire game running down gazza. I don't have a problem with criticism but a ****ing no mark outfield player telling me that the goalie doesn't know what he is doing ****es me off. He is 20 yrs old, he will continue to make mistakes but **** me if Boruc and Kevin who are ancient also haven't made mistakes, **** you mystery outfield commentator who isn't good enough to comment on a live sky game. Adam, Morgan keep selling out defence short but no ****ing mention, loving Corky and Gaston at the mo but whole team is working hard and Shaw is really decent 100% effort for a you guy. Oh and if I knew who this commentator was I would **** in your sandwich if I had a chance.

Again I like, he is the glue for these last 2 performances. It's funny how you don't know what you miss until it comes back, Davis is a good player but Cork has a season of experience playing with the same dudes.

We need a like button on Saintsweb, agree, young guy looking composed and just generally working hard, something he wont be beat on.

Rats tail feels like it makes the point moot. Gazza is good for me, think he is the guy who wil improve every game the others will decline either via fitness or reactions.

Working well not great HD quality though, no buffering as yet :-) http://www.thefirstrow.eu/watch/153612/1/watch-queens-park-rangers-vs-southampton-fc.html

Saints substitutes: K. Davis (GK), Hooiveld, S. Davis, Rodriguez, Fox, Ward-Prowse, Mayuka.

Saints team: Gazzaniga, Clyne, Fonte, Yoshida, Shaw, Puncheon, Schneiderlin, Cork, Lallana ©, Ramírez, Lambert.

I was continuing my weekly Marcelo Biesla news update (stalk) and came across the below article which I thought I'd share and then started thinking who is the best coach ever ?http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/writers/jonathan_wilson/11/12/gerardo-martino/index.html My mind instantly rickrolled into all coaches so below are my best coach ever winners. Football Coach: Rinus Michels - Total Football gave Ajax, Barca and Southampton playing styles. Shout out to Coach Carter tho, never seen it but he must of been decent to have a film about him. Tour Coach: I know there are good rock band versions but I like this one as its your own club and I am a sucker for neon lights, nuff said. Honourable mention the Team Sky bus, it has washing machine under it so you can wash your skids out as you put skids on the road. Worst Coach: Jerry Sandusky - Brings a whole new meaning to rub down in the showers for Penn State.

I am predicting us to spank them and I don't know why but I think today finally everything including the defence will click. Probability would say it is more likely for us to win well(something we haven't done since Cov) than Lose/Draw and concede via Own Goals, Goal Keeping errors as we have been doing that all season and we are due the statistical anomaly. I think the mentality of our players (positive, looking forward to the opportunity) v theirs (highly paid, had it easy in their previous clubs, don't like to do the dirty stuff on a crap ground) means we sieze the day. 3-0, Gaston starts hitting goals rather than near misses and AL stays on his feet a bit more today.

I like the rumour but doubt its true, I prefer rumours like Martin O'neil is ****ging Fat Sam Allyardyce and Fergie is the Jimmy Saville of the lot thats why they are all so respectful to him. Also heard this crazy rumour Bearsy never hibernates and Tokyo's isn't in Tokyo's !!

Probably don't have enough posts to demonstrate my agenda as I have been a too lazy to register lurker up until 1 week ago but its as follows: 1) Club development - For the club to make a great leap forward and to attain long term value and success I love the new model we have set up. We could spend hours dissecting the actual model and value but all I have to say is thank you to Ajax and to a lesser extent Barca (who copied Ajax) for demonstrating its success and gives our club a philosophy and a focus it can adhere to and be proud of. I just hope we maintain it through success or short term failure, new owners or european success. 2) I'm an eternal optimist (european success comment above demonstrated that) and will also look for positives from defeat or club behaviour. I think in 5 yrs we will be stating how NC was the best thing to ever happen to us as a club, I think the past, current and future complaints from vendors, customers and "football people" are driven from him only accepting the very best and expecting the best for us, this as always does not win any friends. 3)As Tokyo knows from my recent comments about Marcela Biesla, I love the tactical formations both himself and his disciples Jorge Sampali and Pep Guardiola. 4)The Muppet Show, Bearsy and Tokyo rule and I've just researched Zombie defence techniques so I can comment on a thread today. Tip for the General Forum - Learn to Run.

You amateurs are behind the 8 ball, I have been following the steps in readiness for years now and have been training to run forever after reading the below advice. "What is the primary skill needed to survive a zombie invasion? An individual may practice superior marksmanship, wear the most fantastic home-built armor, and possess the best maps and equipment. However, if one can't run at least six miles without stopping, one is in a brief, flesh-rending world of hurt." http://ww2.zombieinitiative.org/stayingalive Forrest Gump would survive so Tokyo's and Bearsy have a chance

This link will solve all the issues - Bond Girls Then v Now http://photos.toofab.com/galleries/bond_girls_then_now#tab=now_then

Jesus this forum is becoming full of softies thats 2 people who have said that today hahaha cheers

I was reply to this didn't quote and was too slow

Guly not on the bench !! NC must of let nige pick this team

What secrets does guly know about NC that he keeps getting a start ? Feel good about this today, its ****ing it down outside and I have a fully stocked fridge full of beer and its my birthday so if we win i expect the credit.

Hah thanks, that another viewer of my page

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I think I need to be a bit more outrageous I've got sod all people visiting my page, I would of thought after my clever post on tactics and putting up t*ts regularly I could get some more visits. Deppo, Gator This page has had 276 visits

I checked and it looks good, the rules state "Personal abuse and prejudice such as racism/homophobia will still be dealt with in the same way as it is elsewhere on the site, as will images or links to pornography.: So I needed to define what pornography is and from wiki: "Pornography is often distinguished from erotica, which consists in the portrayal of sexuality with high-art aspirations, focusing also on feelings and emotions, while pornography involves the depiction of acts in a sensational manner" So if you can get some arty topless shots it looks like your good to go.

As a man who has posted Kagawa's girlfriends **** vid and then pretend it was a mistake I wouldn't of thought you would be too worried.

What!!!!!!!!! I only became fully registered yesterday I can't be in trouble already, if I am is that a record ? Right I'm off to read the rules otherwise you lot are leading me into trouble.