Convict Colony

There is some dodginess going on here, I got a wicked photo of scarletts bangers in their full glory but with nips covered but its not showing the pic. Check it out here http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/first-look-at-scarlett-johansson-in-the-avengers?utm_source=wahoha.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=wahoha

She has let herself go Scarlett

She looks like Zelda

Yeah good spot its the one on the left but came with the other picture, the birds name is Ashyirwa rai or something like that a well famous indian model actress type.

This just made me laugh

Erica Eleniak: Now chunked out

Ah Zelda she had that loose skin thing going on, sort of like she was really fat then got skinny but her face didn't catch up.

Right I've never heard of this bird but all the old tarts in my office were taking great joy in laughing at this *****r and to the bloke who married here, sucked in hahaha. Before Marriage: Getting all comfortable and a few vindaloo's in post marriage:

Tokyo's have you ever thought Skintsaint is actually a double agent and is trying to "turn" you into a grass so he doesn't have to come on here all the time as you will PM him when rules are broken. Hang about its just hit me Toyko's could be one of those Sleeper agents (like those Russian chicks in US) and now Skintsaint is "activating" him use the code words "Like snow ? ... I'm in" !!!!!!!

Being as this is work computer the best i could do was come up with a comparision photo and this lady is wearing a t-shirt so surely its ok (Mods please note I only paid my fiver yesterday and managed to post 30 posts of how much I love Marcelo Biesla so not sure what the rules for breasticles) The Danish bird I banged in Boracay for a few months was similar to the below, just bit smaller norks but same bod and face, see even let me bang her in broad daylight in the sea in front of hundreds of people, I could see all the dudes nodding their heads in a "job well done" manner. [/img] They have some decent chicks here as well and my fun fact for the day is that Cape Town has the highest % of Gay Men in South Africa, Why is this relevant ? They also have the highest % of Models in South Africa. Had to eliminate my photos of previous conquests as my bird wasnt impressed when she found em.

Can't I am afraid cos I am no longer in Convict Colony and on work computer. But I am now living in a place you maybe familiar with although I don't know where the spaceship is as it wasn't here when I got here

That thread is comedy gold cos I know loads of birds who've read the book so use that thread to tear them apart. Think he should investigate Guido's next. Best cough syrup I can recommend is Benylin with Codiene, its currently making me feel the floor is tilting all over the place so everytime I am walking its making me feel the same when you are spinning around loads on one spot then try and walk, not fallen over yet though.

hahahaha I was waiting for that, but the article is very similar with what we are trying to do, Nige just needs the players to click. Anyway its Friday and I am high on cough syrup with codeine which is making work much more pleasurable.

Hang about still reading the article and talking about his start with Bilbao last year it seems indentical to our start this year spooky !! "It took a while for Bielsa to get a tune out of Bilbao. So much so, they went through their worst start to a league in 32 years after accumulating just 2 points from their first five games. It could have been six games had their match against Real not been postponed due to player strikes. It is common knowledge in La Liga that SociedadDeia. Here was a man with principles stauncher than most coming to team used to having one way of playing and attempting to change everything. The players didn't initially warm to Bielsa and for good reason, his methods were so meticulous that many didn't understand. He was labelled a 'smoke-seller' by a few and his opposition was growing stronger with each game they failed to win. It seemed as though his radicalisation of Bilbao was occurring at too fast a pace and the support was growing impatient."

I know I know I sound like a broken record but I am going all Biesla on this formation, I think it looks awesome, I bought and played FM13 last night (1st time ever tried it) and smashed the team I was playing so it must work given how often its referenced here ;-). Everything goes through gaston who would take the ball forward instead of the current pinging it about backwards and sideways we currently have and even if he lost it we still have 6 men behind the ball but I would expect to see more 1-2's with the Lallana/Mayuka/Ricky. We have a spare centre back (Linchpin of Bielsa philosophy) in case the Swansea midfield looks to overload a position (something all the teams are doing usually down our left with a deep running midfielder) We have 6 defensive positions (3 CB's and 2 WB's and 1 CM) instead of the 5 we have been following this season (4 backs + 1 DM) with 2 banks of 3 compressing that space leaving less holes. The inside forwards and wing backs compress the space between them and I gave Mauyka the nod cos of pace and also due to lamberts habit of pulling into a wide right position Mayuka can then push into CF position when this occurs. Apologies for the lines the indents were all over the shop -----------------------------------Gazza ---------------------Fonte ------Hooiveld -------Yoshida -----------------Clyne----------Spiderman-----------Shaw ---------------------------------Rameriez -----------------Mayuka--------------------------Lallana ------------------------------- Lambert "His willingness to play young players and fast track them to the first team was something held close to Bielsa. Also instilling a much more attacking mindset among his players, regardless of opposition and regardless of stadium. He would stick to the same style of play regardless of whether it was home or away." Sound similar ? http://footballspeak.com/post/2012/02/01/Marcelo-Bielsa-An-Enigma.aspx

as my 100 post I would like to rant and say we need Marcelo Bisela as our coach if they do chop adkins, adkins though has fought for a "do it my way" stay of execution so I expect some fancy dans to get dropped. In comedy sense both Tokyo and Bearsy make the Muppet show the place where the illuminati of Saintsweb meet and rule the message boards. Final one is it just me but I think Alpine is some sort of virus on the forum probably created by Chinese supernerds to bring down the fabric of our society, no human can be the consistently negative

awesome 2 more post and I will reach 100

Random one for you guys incase you have never been but when i went and lived in australia I didn't think my englishness would be a wow factor for me. How wrong I was. If you can talk like hugh grant when he is getting sucked off you have it made in Aus as your only competition are a bunch of thick, short sighted retards who wear vests to go out in. Aussie chicks love themselves some englishmen

hey I think you gents who are down on brazil either got blown out loads or didnt go where I went. I saw amazingly fit birds everywhere but I am pretty convinced the 8 pints a day I consumed had nothing to do with it. I can't be kobbing an argie out of national loyalty.

Sorry Toyko's I was being foolish and didnt read what you wrote about big birds, I just assumed you liked em

Oh my god, its all just clicked for me. Toyko says he like's big bird, then we see Bird Bird with a fat hairy mammoth which leads me to deduce Toyko is actually Mr. Snuffleupagus......................................

What's the definition of relative humidity ??? The sweat on your ******** when your f*cking your sister

Am glad you posted that picture Tokyo as I thought you weren't in this sort of big birds !!! http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2012/10/4/1349350497496/Big-Bird-and-friend-on-Se-010.jpg

Good spot but reasoning is applicable to all asian countries unless some tall smoking hot birds have appeared on the scene and I don't mean 6ft big handed ladies either.

Hang about I think I found one showing Tokyo, I thought the judge told you that you had to be at least 100m away ??