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I'll pretend I know what you are on about! Amp, gaming, movies and surround I reckon.

For the likes of yourself, who I've said before I'd be more than happy to have a pint with I have genuine sympathy. However, let the foookers die.

Not a clue.

Not a clue.

Not a clue.

Makes the trip to Fratton even more fun!

Just found out that despite all of my staff coming in tomorrow the premises will be closed and we are to work from home. Bonus.

Public spending is going to be £100 Billion over what the government planned, according to their own figures, due to the high levels of unemployment that their, frankly stupid, cuts have caused. Instead of saving money, they are costing us all more.

The best performing schools, hence being oversubscribed, in my borough are "ordinary" schools both at primary and secondary. Plenty of CofE and Catholic primary schools, inspected under the new OFSTED rules, have been down graded from good to satisfactory and outstanding to good, due in a large part to "cruising". This is often caused by staff staying in situ too long. Like anything, there are good and bad but I've always believed that religion has no place in education, as per the French model.

Actually, with the history of your posts, you are.

You can't possibly be that thick?

Was it her ipad, who was checked by the legal experts on POL, that assured us that the non existent Arab had nothing to do with SAAB?

Want some speakers to set up with my 1080i gaming 42" but don't really know where to start or what to look for. Guidance on such a matter would be very much appreciated.

I could suggest total and utter cock is more apt.

I'm sure it's all the dinner ladies, teachers, bin men that caused the boom and the forth coming double-dip and nothing to do with the banks. Nope, nowt to do with them.

Dune has some new w@nking material now.

If you think paying in ££ per month over a career earns one person £26k and another £2k then I'll assume that you still believe in the tooth fairy. Either that or that the latter person has a SIPP from the Bank of Pompey.

Must be true, a bloke on the radio said so.

I'd be gobsmacked if he had the balls show his face again.

When the sandal wearing ATL go on strike, for the 1st time in their 100 odd year history, then you know that some very bright people are very, very ******ed off.

The worst performing primary schools in my borough are CofE.

Should be but, alas, are not.

You are confusing interpretation with fact.

There is actually no historical evidence, or at least known evidence, that Jesus did exist, although I'm sure he did.

He's been told, in no uncertain terms, that he's not being sold in Jan' and that they'd sooner he left for nowt in the summer and his goals keep them up.