Redbul

Frequency

Chamberlane's 2nd goal against D&R is Goal E. That's upped his transfer fee by a few quid....

Bint

Train

This....

Don't get me started on people who say haitch!!! I'm with Bex on this one. As long as you're not throwing food all over the place, snorting like a wart hog or imitating a steam shovel, who cares what you do?

Bunny boiler

Fodder Anyone remember Ned's Atomic Dustbin? Their first album was called God Fodder I think.

Charcoal (helps stops farts smelling apparently....)

Orange

Public Enemy; simples.

Kent

My missus says I'm immature and we should set aside a day so that we can talk.....! Like that's gonna ****ing happen in the middle of conker season!

Christmas!!

I laughed but I know I shouldn't have....

Is this a disciplinary meeting? I might be jumping to conclusions but you may be gearing up for a situation or confrontation that might not actually present itself. If The Company have got information on his condition they may be thinking of relocating him somewhere else. If they are looking to retire him on medical grounds I strongly suggest that he has some TU representation especially if it ever got to a tribunal.

The employer has a duty of care for the employee. If your colleague feels that fielding complaints is too stressful for him then the job should be risk assessed factoring in all the mitigating circumstances that you mention above. I'm sure given his recent history the employer will see sense and accommodate him. A mental illness (which this is) is still a debilitating condition and even if this is a reaction to some really shocking news and maybe a temporary aberration, his welfare is paramount. Especially so at such a critical time for him. Hope all goes well and the employer doesn't add more stressors to the poor nipper.

I think it depends on what stand you're in. Kingsland doesn't seem to have as much leg room as Itchen. Anyway, back on topic; don't be complacent, this isn't going to be an easy match.

Can I just say I was impressed by the quick thinking of one of the ball boys, he was about half way between the centre and goal lines Itchen/Northam end; this was late on in the game and Oldham were really pressing forward. The ball went out for an Oldham throw-in and they swarmed forward quick as you like. This ball boy delayed chucking the ball back to the Oldham player for the throw-in just long enough for us to get back and mark up properly. Kudos young chap, they might have caught us on the hop but for that.

Pompey family

The Felice Brothers - The Felice Brothers

Spy

Monks can....

Precious

Shaft