Halo Stickman

You can get cream for those from the chemist. HTH

Melons Melons Melons Melons Melons

Yeah, but why am I three places below Bletch - he's been far more beastly to you than I ever have?

Yeah, the trouble with Lou is she's so damn fickle. I mean, look at poor Jonnyboy - one day she's all over him, the next day she relegates him to the bottom of her stupid bloody list!

Is it me, or is there an oxymoron in there somewhere?

You mean that link to the nun in the gas mask he posted? I which case, I agree

To be fair, the above description is probably applicable to quite a few university lecturers

Erm ooooookay... Actually, I can sort of see where Patrick's coming from, Bear.

Bloody hell, Lou - people move up and down your list faster than a fiddler's elbow!

Is it nun time?

Yeah, good point well made, Lou - just carry on talking dirty to me for the next couple of minutes, please.

I'll give you 24 hours to stop talking dirty like that to me, Louise, you saucy minx!

If you need to compress them, I might be able to help you with that, Lou

Life's a b*tch at times, ain't it Jeff?

I could be wrong Jeff, but I'm picking up some vibes that Pap and Tim aren't at the hugging stage quite yet

This 'Bearsy – help!' thread certainly seems to be helping to resolve a few issues – couldn't we franchise it worldwide to help other fractious hotspots?

Attention to detail, Lou! – it's a quality us Muppets hold very dear.

I was referring to the latter, but if you were referring to the nuns then I, in turn, must refer you to SOG's link on post 160 - that is when this thread took a turn for the better

Are you referring to the nuns or to the chaps on the American thread?

It's just a bit of banter, innit Lou?

... and they all lived happily ever after.

Yes, and I dribble a lot when I'm wheezy

Yeah, sorry about that, Bear - I was telling her one of my sad stories and she nodded off

Is it nun time yet?