Halo Stickman

Loch Ness? Yes, since reading 50 Shades, she likes that sort of thing.

I was planning to open a clothes shop, but realised I'd left all my jumpers in The Wash

Harry Fitzpatrick, but really shouldn't.

Why can’t bear bear stupid word games? Never has a thread been more appropriately named!

I’m going to Rome for a while.

Actually, pap, I think you can probably state that as a fact.

No, but I’ve been to the Blue Ridge Mountains, Virginia.

New Forest? Yes, I’ve stopped waxing.

Newbridge? Yes, my dentist recommended it.

Newport? Yes, I finished the last bottle this morning. hic

Newquay? Yes, the old one snapped in the lock.

Bowled a maiden over? Some girls are no good with swinging balls. It’s the same with football – some girls are no good with sliding tackles.

A scapegoat? Send for Billy Roper

Sentenced to die: no tomorrow. Teach him for mocking punctuation.

Sentenced to die? No, tomorrow.

Cheers, bletch. I shall run the second one pass matron – she may want to adjust my medication. Although, to be honest, the first one is unnervingly accurate!

:D:D I’m gonna have to put my pants into the boil wash!

IMO, not only has Adam Lallana booked his ticket to Brazil, he also showed, once again, that he’s a fantastic ambassador for our club. Great player, great bloke.

Reedham? No thank you, having read the synopsis, I find his work excessively theatrical. Oh, that it should come to this – talking to myself on a bloody word thread. Damn bletch.

Actually, bletch, I’ve been tempted to ask you if there was any chance of you doing my word cloud, except I’m a bit concerned about two things: 1. In a follow over from the real world, I tend to address people by name a lot, and fear that my word cloud will contain lots of other people’s names, some in large bold type, which will make me look a bit sycophantic or needy or sad or gay or something (please don’t tell me ‘ors’ get filtered out of word clouds). 2. I do that really, really funny thing where I refer to my wife as Mrs. Stickman, and fear that the ‘Mrs’ will get filtered out, and it will look like I talk about myself in the third person a lot, which will make me look a bit mental.

Hey, bletch, haven’t we still got a word cloud that’s been solved by pap by pm, but still remains unsolved in the public arena?

Ladywell? Yes thank you, she sends her regards

Reedham. Give me a synopsis first.

It's bus stations next.