Sevvy

http://www.newsnow.co.uk/A/531332984?-11205 Enjoy

Agree a legend, RIP Joe,

Its about time Lambert scored, so i am going for a 4 - 1 win with a Lambert hattrick,

http://www.newsnow.co.uk/A/530030634?-11209 Cant see how a corporate box will bring in an extra 5000 supporters into fratton park

Mind you gemmel that is 2008 - 2009 as Pompey still have not put in any accounts for 2009 - 2010,

Well found Gemmel, worth the read, deffo shows that the figures do not add up, Shame they did not do one just like that for Pompey.

RIP Jimmy,

He's not, and stop calling me Shirley

Childbirth at 65 Too good not to pass on, Enjoy !!! Another great one! With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.... When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 'May I see the new baby?' I asked 'Not yet ,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.' Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?' 'No, not yet,' She said. After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?' 'No, not yet,' replied my friend. Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?' 'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me. 'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?' 'BECAUSE I FORGET WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!' I took my new girlfriend home to meet my parents, we had a lovely evening and after she'd gone, my Dad leaned over and said "Son, I think this one's a keeper." "Awww Dad, what makes you say that?" "She smells of elephant sh1t." There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator. On their way down, they stop to pick up another person also on their way down. When the person got on, the girls noticed that he was pretty cute. Unfortunately he had dandruff. Finally, on the way off of the elevator the two girls let the guy go ahead of them. The brunette turns to the blonde and says "Oh my god he's gorgeous! We need to give him Head and Shoulders." The blonde then replies "That's a pretty good idea, but how are we going to give him shoulders?"

West Brom are believed to be ready to send England under-19s midfielder George Thorne out on loan to a Championship side. http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/transfer-news/West-Brom-transfer-gossip-George-Thorne-is-made-available-on-loan-to-Championship-clubs-article821257.html Any good

Shame Markus isnt around to see this.

Done

Dont forget the £1,000,000 they owe Spurs for whats his face,

http://www.football-league.co.uk/page/DivisionalAttendance/0,,10794~20117,00.html For those who want to argue about attendances. http://www.newsnow.co.uk/A/524026342?-11209

http://www.newsnow.co.uk/A/523568355?-11209 http://www.newsnow.co.uk/A/523595531?-11209 http://www.newsnow.co.uk/A/523693758?-11209 This one probably means he's doomed

http://www.newsnow.co.uk/A/523568355?-11209 http://www.newsnow.co.uk/A/523595531?-11209 http://www.newsnow.co.uk/A/523693758?-11209 This one probably means he's doomed

Anybody else heard this about Pompey not paying bills again.

David Chell scores key role with Southampton FC 29th September 2011 David Chell has been appointed chief commercial officer at Southampton FC DAVID Chell, who spent a decade at Manchester CIty Football Club, developing its corporate hospitality offer, has landed a new role at ambitious Championship club Southampton. Chell, 46, who left City 10 months ago, has become chief commercial officer at Southampton, where his responsibilities include retail and ticketing as well as corporate hospitality. The corporate offer includes 47 boxes and a number of banqueting suites and lounges amounting to around 2,000 covers.

A large car park around a new Tesco's

Ho, I dont always agree with you on some things,but some times you make sense, But dont you find it a bit strange that Limpett came from a really good job at the FA to go to Pompey, now is he there for a change / challenge or do you think he is ther for more sinister reasons

http://www.newsnow.co.uk/A/522384072?-11209 They are not happy with the Clot

A woman walks in to HMV and asks the lad behind the counter, "Have you Jingle Bell on 12 inches" "Sorry we havent, but i have Dangle Balls on 10" he replies She replies "thats not a record", He replies,"its not far off"

Well did they go to court or did the judge fall ill again,

Holepuncture, Didnt your mother tell you not to mock the afflicted

Jamie White was in Aus but came back not long ago, he got player of the season out there, scored on a regular basis as well.